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Granted, all the dialogue and written content is in Chinese.I wish my oven worked more than half the time.
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?
Yeah, gays cause hurricanes, tits cause earthquakes, and lack of prayer causes tornadoes. Learn to science, people.
Porn peddlers peddling pedal porn? My life is complete.
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.
Wish granted. It doesn't work anymore because of a worm that not only corrupts its drivers, but her entire computer!I wish I had a portal gun.
Granted. It's essentially Twilight in space.I wish I could afford my new gaming PC right now.
Granted, but your new gaming PC is promptly stolen by an angry midget.I wish time travel was real, but somehow allowed me to exist as I am as a paradox.
Life for the sake of life means nothing.