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Obama Once Teleported to Mars

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Rabbit of Caerbannog:
According to the conspiracy nuts at Exopolitics that is. Apparently President Obama during the 1980s, and under the handle of Barry Soetoro, once teleported to the red planet via "jump room" with other volunteers and his entire presidency is a ruse to cover it up. Or something. Try reading the article, it truly is astounding:

I would've submitted it to CTSTDT but someone beat me to it. Still, I really hope it makes the cut.

...wait what?

Ironbite-no seriously...what?

Art Vandelay:
I also heard he threw an excersize ball filled with custard at an old lady in a spruce tree some time betweens the months of June, 1976 and April, 1994. As such it is clear from the fact that he didn't upload it to Youtube that he is not qualified to be a taxi driver, and thus his current dog ownership is merely a shallow and pedantic attempt to cover it up.

Rabbit of Caerbannog:

--- Quote from: ironbite on January 06, 2012, 11:08:36 am ---...wait what?

Ironbite-no seriously...what?

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I know, they've officially made WND look sane by comparison.

The Right Honourable Mlle Ant├ęchrist:
Well that's... original.


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