Dumbest Protest Signs

[Auggziliary]

I also just noticed that the bride's dress is behind him, and the sizes confuse me. Either he's a midget or she's a giant.

[R. U. Sirius]

Or the dress is just shown hanging higher than the tux.

What disturbs me is that the clothes apparently contain only hangers. WIRE hangers.

[Alehksunos]

Did you know that Jesus Christ actually hung out with homosexuals and other "sinners" and "wicked people" like they were his friends or family members? And that he has said nothing about homosexuals? And there are also LGBT people who are also Christian?

Thanks for choosing the path of the "Born-again Christian," where much of your life will be agonizing thanks to shame and regret of your past life just because of what some assholes who think in black and white led you to believe.

[Dakota Bob]

Does that car belong to a Republican senator?

[Auggziliary]

Or the dress is just shown hanging higher than the tux.

What disturbs me is that the clothes apparently contain only hangers. WIRE hangers.

But look at it. If they are the same height, they coat look way too small.

[RinellaWasHere]

Okay, I'm putting my metrosexual hat on.

You do not, I repeat do not, hang a tux jacket on a wire hanger, especially with a shirt still under it. Also, I assume that's a button-down shirt, given that I don't see studs holding it together. Major faux-pas there. You also should never hang that jacket, and especially that dress, without a cloth cover bag. Hang those slacks under the jacket, folded properly, and take a brush to them when you take them out. Do not get me fucking started on the clearly clip-on bow tie. Lastly, you chose notched instead of peaked lapels for a wedding?

Gay or straight, sir, you fail at formalwear.

[Igor]

Okay, I'm putting my metrosexual hat on.

You do not, I repeat do not, hang a tux jacket on a wire hanger, especially with a shirt still under it. Also, I assume that's a button-down shirt, given that I don't see studs holding it together. Major faux-pas there. You also should never hang that jacket, and especially that dress, without a cloth cover bag. Hang those slacks under the jacket, folded properly, and take a brush to them when you take them out. Do not get me fucking started on the clearly clip-on bow tie. Lastly, you chose notched instead of peaked lapels for a wedding?

Gay or straight, sir, you fail at formalwear.

Time to subvert a stereotype: I'm gay and I have absolutely no idea what you just said.

[booley]

Okay, I'm putting my metrosexual hat on.

You do not, I repeat do not, hang a tux jacket on a wire hanger, especially with a shirt still under it. Also, I assume that's a button-down shirt, given that I don't see studs holding it together. Major faux-pas there. You also should never hang that jacket, and especially that dress, without a cloth cover bag. Hang those slacks under the jacket, folded properly, and take a brush to them when you take them out. Do not get me fucking started on the clearly clip-on bow tie. Lastly, you chose notched instead of peaked lapels for a wedding?

Gay or straight, sir, you fail at formalwear.

Time to subvert a stereotype: I'm gay and I have absolutely no idea what you just said.

Me neither.

apparently the man on man sex hasnt' made me as gay as I thought

[Witchyjoshy]

Okay, I'm putting my metrosexual hat on.

You do not, I repeat do not, hang a tux jacket on a wire hanger, especially with a shirt still under it. Also, I assume that's a button-down shirt, given that I don't see studs holding it together. Major faux-pas there. You also should never hang that jacket, and especially that dress, without a cloth cover bag. Hang those slacks under the jacket, folded properly, and take a brush to them when you take them out. Do not get me fucking started on the clearly clip-on bow tie. Lastly, you chose notched instead of peaked lapels for a wedding?

Gay or straight, sir, you fail at formalwear.

Time to subvert a stereotype: I'm gay and I have absolutely no idea what you just said.

Me neither.

Same.

[LeTipex]

Okay, I'm putting my metrosexual hat on.

You do not, I repeat do not, hang a tux jacket on a wire hanger, especially with a shirt still under it. Also, I assume that's a button-down shirt, given that I don't see studs holding it together. Major faux-pas there. You also should never hang that jacket, and especially that dress, without a cloth cover bag. Hang those slacks under the jacket, folded properly, and take a brush to them when you take them out. Do not get me fucking started on the clearly clip-on bow tie. Lastly, you chose notched instead of peaked lapels for a wedding?

Gay or straight, sir, you fail at formalwear.

Time to subvert a stereotype: I'm gay and I have absolutely no idea what you just said.

Me neither.

Same.

Huh. Well I'm (mostly) straight, and I get it.
Stereotype utterly busted.

[Material Defender]

Okay, I'm putting my metrosexual hat on.

You do not, I repeat do not, hang a tux jacket on a wire hanger, especially with a shirt still under it. Also, I assume that's a button-down shirt, given that I don't see studs holding it together. Major faux-pas there. You also should never hang that jacket, and especially that dress, without a cloth cover bag. Hang those slacks under the jacket, folded properly, and take a brush to them when you take them out. Do not get me fucking started on the clearly clip-on bow tie. Lastly, you chose notched instead of peaked lapels for a wedding?

Gay or straight, sir, you fail at formalwear.

Yeah, I know that because of how my dad hangs his suits and what happens when you do.

Though it looks like they are on stands with hanger tops sticking out of them to me, because you can clearly see there's something giving bulk to the suit and dress.

[RinellaWasHere]

Okay, I'm putting my metrosexual hat on.

You do not, I repeat do not, hang a tux jacket on a wire hanger, especially with a shirt still under it. Also, I assume that's a button-down shirt, given that I don't see studs holding it together. Major faux-pas there. You also should never hang that jacket, and especially that dress, without a cloth cover bag. Hang those slacks under the jacket, folded properly, and take a brush to them when you take them out. Do not get me fucking started on the clearly clip-on bow tie. Lastly, you chose notched instead of peaked lapels for a wedding?

Gay or straight, sir, you fail at formalwear.

Yeah, I know that because of how my dad hangs his suits and what happens when you do.

Though it looks like they are on stands with hanger tops sticking out of them to me, because you can clearly see there's something giving bulk to the suit and dress.

EVEN WORSE. If they're in molds, you're not letting the fabric restore its proper drape and hang, which means it's going to stretch around the mold instead. Unless it was made to your exact measurements, it's going to look awful when you put it back on.

[zupper]

Maybe the bride's dress looks larger because the hemline is designed to be dragged on the ground?

[RinellaWasHere]

Maybe the bride's dress looks larger because the hemline is designed to be dragged on the ground?

Could be, though at a certain train length the formality of the wedding changes and sartorial tradition dictates that the man should dress in full white tie instead of a tuxedo.

I mean, um, GUNS FOOTBALL TITTIES EXPLOSIONS BRO.

[Jack Mann]

See, this is why I only wear jeans and button shirts.  It's hard to get those wrong.  Sometimes I wear a sweatshirt, if it's cold.