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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2415 on: July 21, 2013, 05:00:36 pm »
Am I the only one who thinks this person probably wants all religions other than Christianity and possibly Judaism outlawed?

I thought that the moment I began reading that shit.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2416 on: July 21, 2013, 07:59:42 pm »
I thought that 5 minutes before I even clicked on this topic.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2417 on: July 22, 2013, 03:48:28 am »


I was gonna put this as awesome because of the pun but decided to put it in dumbest cause of the message.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2418 on: July 22, 2013, 05:13:36 am »


I was gonna put this as awesome because of the pun but decided to put it in dumbest cause of the message.

Don't read about other fictional characters!  Our fictional character is more real because he said so!

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2419 on: July 22, 2013, 06:27:55 am »
Am I the only one who thinks this person probably wants all religions other than Christianity and possibly Judaism outlawed?
Nope. There's no such thing as an anti-Obama "religious freedom" supporter that supports religious freedom.
Oh, I'm sure there is. Not all fundies are fundie about everything.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2420 on: July 22, 2013, 07:03:17 am »


I was gonna put this as awesome because of the pun but decided to put it in dumbest cause of the message.

Don't read about other fictional characters!  Our fictional character is more real because he said so!

*rolls eyes*
/History Nitpick There was really a Jesus of Nazareth. Just pointing that out.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2421 on: July 22, 2013, 07:33:50 am »


I was gonna put this as awesome because of the pun but decided to put it in dumbest cause of the message.

Don't read about other fictional characters!  Our fictional character is more real because he said so!

*rolls eyes*
/History Nitpick There was really a Jesus of Nazareth. Just pointing that out.

I thought there were a bunch of guys at the time who were gunning for the "Jewish Messiah" position, and that Jesus was just cobbled together during the Dark Ages using one of their names (Yeshua, but went with "Jesus" because "Josh" wasn't too mystical-sounding) and a bunch of different accounts, many of whom I'm not too uncertain aren't made up after the fact to fill pews and collection plates.

Either way, there are still fictional characters based off real people, storytellers have been doing that since stories have been told.  Doesn't make the character any less a fiction than The Punisher or Namor.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2422 on: July 22, 2013, 10:51:20 am »
Jesus is just the Greek version of the name Joshua.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2423 on: July 22, 2013, 11:57:43 am »
History nitpick: No, there really, really wasn't. The only records of him outside the church's stuff have been proven to almost certainly have been altered. Additionally, we have the criminal records from the time period, and not one "Yeshua", "Joshua" or "Jesus" was sentenced to crucifixion in the area anywhere near the Biblical Jesus' time.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2424 on: July 22, 2013, 02:17:18 pm »
And the thing about Romans?

They kept METICULOUS track of this stuff.  The empire did, in fact, love their damn lists.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2425 on: July 22, 2013, 02:54:10 pm »


I was gonna put this as awesome because of the pun but decided to put it in dumbest cause of the message.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2426 on: July 22, 2013, 04:14:22 pm »
And the thing about Romans?

They kept METICULOUS track of this stuff.  The empire did, in fact, love their damn lists.
Exactly. If a street preacher got nailed to a dead tree, we'd know it. Their lists don't have any of those names getting that treatment anywhere close to where Jesus was supposed to be, or anything like that. In fact, the Bible's timeline for Jesus combined with other events is so fucked up, it'd require reality warpers, plural, to make it work.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2427 on: July 22, 2013, 05:14:44 pm »
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2428 on: July 22, 2013, 07:33:00 pm »


I was gonna put this as awesome because of the pun but decided to put it in dumbest cause of the message.

But of course.  Fundies hate anything that can be regarded as fun.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2429 on: July 22, 2013, 09:15:10 pm »


I was gonna put this as awesome because of the pun but decided to put it in dumbest cause of the message.

But of course.  Fundies hate anything that can be regarded as fun.
Well of course, it's right in the word: fun-die. Clearly they want to kill all fun.


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