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[niam2023]

That commercial only succeeded in creating a horrifying abomination straight out of someone's worst nightmares.

PUPPY...MONKEY...BABY...

PUPPY...MONKEY...BABY...

I swear I thought I was the only one who thought that thing crawled out of either the Eye of Terror or the Uncanny Valley, possibly both.

[Zygarde]

So I just discovered Solar Punk, has my mind racing with some ideas, need to write them before my mind decides to discard them.

[Sigmaleph]

A thing I saw develop in real time on Tumblr is now Internet Famous: http://www.theverge.com/2016/2/18/11045496/justice-antonin-scalia-tumblr-guessing-game-reblogs-troll

(have to laugh at the idea the people involved were 'tumblr teens', though)

[davedan]

I fucking hate people who smoke around me or smoke in public. It's fucking disgusting. What's more it shows contempt for those around you. At least heroin users aren't shoving their drug of choice in your face.

Frankly if you smoke where it can get on other people in public they should be allowed to spit on you back. Ironically their spit is probably less harmful.

Now I don't know why it is but I'm less down on weed or meth smokers. I'm not sure if its because I don't know anyone who regularly smokes 30 cones/joints a day in public or because methheads give the best head.

My government heard me and acted: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-23/queensland-parliament-passes-tougher-smoking-laws/7194002?WT.mc_id=newsmail

[Ultimate Paragon]

There's a conspiracy theory circulating that Katy Perry is actually JonBenét Ramsey.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/is-katy-perry-actually-jonbenet-ramsey-conspiracy-theorists-seem-to-think-so-w165370

[Sigmaleph]

...of course there is. Why wouldn't there be.

[niam2023]

I'll bet if I looked enough I could find a conspiracy theory stating Justin Bieber is actually a fire-breathing dragon.

[rookie]

Doubt it. Sparkling vampire maybe.

[Sigmaleph]

I heard a theory that Justin Bieber is actually a musician.

[Art Vandelay]

I heard a theory that Justin Bieber is actually a musician.

That his true. At least, it is if you consider a personal songwriter and editor to be instruments.

In fact, this means that a whole heap of celebrities are actually musicians. I don't know about you lot, but my mind is certainly blown.

[ironbite]

What doesn't blow your mind these days?

Ironbite-just the process of you waking up leaves you in a stupor all day long.

[Art Vandelay]

Ever since I dumped LSD into the local water supply, every day has been a magical adventure.

[The_Queen]

Ever since I dumped LSD into the local water supply, every day has been a magical adventure.

Kid, I like the cut of your jib.

[Sigmaleph]

Damn, that can't be cheap

[Askold]

"Gotta spend money to make money" -Niam.

Step 1: Put LSD in the water.

Step 2: ?

Step 3: Profit!