I've spent some time formulating an advertisement that will be less offensive to our Christian colleagues.
Instead of hominid evolution, it will feature a man, crucified, straining against the nails to grab a Dr. Pepper can just out of reach. It will be captioned "dying of thirst?"
Because this features Jesus, it should calm this storm by giving everyone something to enjoy.
I must admit, that's actually a good marketing idea. I think it would make a pretty cool advert, however I feel that you would still have the Christians get all up in arms about it.
I must say, people get worked up about the most random and useless crap these days. There are so many other more important things to throw a hissy fit about.