To Chris Christie…die of a massive heart attack on the crapper, like Elvis. (Yes. I went there. Eff him and his size 56 pants.)
To the Paulbots and Johnson voters…please stick your heads in ovens. You handed at least three critical states to Obama with your childish antics.
To Mitt Romney…John McCain called. He wants his campaign back. There’s a reason why Ford, Dole and McCain lost.
To Todd Akin…please get eaten by a pack of wolves. Same goes for your buddy Richard Mourdock. Next time you clowns want to utter something stupid, remember that you do have the right to remain silent and that anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion.
To any other idiot trying to run for Senate in ’14…stay on the message, and STFU otherwise. You make us all look bad. I’m looking at you, Christine O’Donnell.
To the young people…congratulations. Gay people can get married and you can blaze away recreationally. But in between that, try to learn Mandarin when you’re trolling for a non-existent job.
To my former neighbors in Pennsylvania and Ohio…elections have consequences. You’re about to learn why now. Maybe power plants can run on Soylent Green. -Sam
To be fair Sam has a point, the world would be a better place without the Paulbots, but maybe someone should tell Sam about the republicans blocking those 17 job bills.
Fuck you. If I had my way, the West would secede from you shitbags in the New England States and the Rust Bowl. You’re morons who reelect a criminal, a nutbag named Jesse Jackson Jr, and a fake Indian.
As I said, y’all can fucking rot. I live in the FREE STATE of Alaska and we have everything we need to be our own nation. We need you parasitic fuckwads like Massachusetts needs more assholes. -Gunny G
You know that's great idea, I say we give Alaska back to Russia
You’re under the impression I give a fuck about you NE staters, I don’t. I have relatives as stupid as you, voting Demotard since Christ was a Corporal and they’re just as dumb as you. The NE states, have been parasites since the 80′s and you’re parasites now. Enjoy your free shit asswipe because it will run out soon and may you end up like Detroit.
BTW, secession is a growing theme in this nation because we 53%ers are sick of you parasitic 47%ers. -Gunny G
You know, I'm part of the 47%, and I agree you should secede, I'll be laughing my ass off when you realize you're the "parasite".
Love A New Yorker who's sick of ungrateful welfare moochers in the South and Midwest.
