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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2013, 10:04:02 pm »
Fuck you there's about....10% real tissue in those beachballs.
Really? I'd say .10%
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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2013, 09:54:53 pm »
My mom passed Zimmerman today on the way to drop off a battery backup from the office at a repair store. He had been pulled over for doing 60 miles per hour in a 45 zone in what I believe was a pickup truck.

Ironically, he could have easily caused a truck crash and had to be rescued from it.
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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2013, 10:13:58 pm »
Damn
Final kick he not only is keeping the gun which he used to shoot Trayvon people are sending him new guns

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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2013, 10:19:30 pm »
people are sending him new guns

Hot damn! I need to go kill some minorities! I'll never have to pay for a gun again!
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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2013, 10:33:01 pm »
Damn
Final kick he not only is keeping the gun which he used to shoot Trayvon people are sending him new guns

Oh that fucking does it.

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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #35 on: September 04, 2013, 11:38:39 pm »
I know the feeling. I'd love to rage quit to Germany.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2013, 12:32:00 am »
Fuck you there's about....10% real tissue in those beachballs.
Really? I'd say .10%
Hey, Pamela had the implants removed years ago. So those are are 100% real tits now.

Unless I've missed some news about her within the last 15 years and she has taken some implants again that is. Haven't really been keeping up with every single story about the Baywatch cast.
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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2013, 10:16:12 am »
@Askold: Allow me to fill you in then, fellow Finn. :P She did get new implants shortly after having her previous ones removed. Basically, it might just have been a publicity stunt set to coincide with a scheduled change of implants. As I'm sure we all know, breast implants need to be changed after about 10 years or so, depending on the type of implant, the material used and the precise placement of the implant.

The more you know... ;)

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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2013, 12:24:41 pm »
Huh.

I guess I have missed a lot.
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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2013, 03:13:17 pm »
Damn
Final kick he not only is keeping the gun which he used to shoot Trayvon people are sending him new guns

And my faith in humanity just went down to -500.

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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2013, 09:35:19 pm »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2013, 02:37:30 am »
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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2013, 10:37:00 pm »
bumping but http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/06/mark-omara-cnn-george-zimmerman_n_3882207.html?ir=New+York
Good for you CNN.  They are hiring his lawyer as an analyst

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Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding for Truck Crash Rescue
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2013, 10:54:10 pm »
bumping but http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/06/mark-omara-cnn-george-zimmerman_n_3882207.html?ir=New+York
Good for you CNN.  They are hiring his lawyer as an analyst

I like how they used the "Kevin Bacon impersonator making air quotes" image of him.
Still can't think of a signature a year later.