Watched the first Twilight movie last night with mein lady. That...was easily the 4th most terrible movie I've ever seen in my entire life, but at least it was laughably bad. Breaking Dawn Pt I? Saw that a few moons ago, and holy fuck, Spoony wasn't kidding when he said that nothing fucking happens. At least the very first movie had some events of merit, even if the actors looked and sounded like unrealistic blocks of wood (likely the fault of the writers) and everybody except Bella and Mustache Dad had the most fake-looking, gelled-up, oiled-back hair I've ever seen. (I'm looking at you, Carlysle.)