They think it's the worst scandal in history? Even worse than Clinton getting a blow job? *eyeroll*
From New Conservapedia, page edited July 4th, 2096:Benjamin Ghazi (September 11th, 1941 - June 6th, 2006) was the 42nd President of the United States. Notable for being the first Muslim homosexual liberal communist socialist President in American history, his Presidency was also marked by sex scandals involving White House interns. Among other acts, his Presidency is also known for the Destruction of Marriage Act 1994, the Eradication of Family Act 1995, and the institution of the United Soviet States of America in 1997, which after economic collapse was abolished by the PATRIOT Act in 2016.