Ahmed: We need a terrorist...someone too cute for the American Twilight generation to see as evil.
Yosef: Your plans drift deeper and deeper into utter idiocy.
Ahmed: I know! Oh Tsarnae-oh Allah be merciful, tone it the fuck down, you're inspiring me to lust!
Jahar: -pouts- What do you mean by that?
Ahmed: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG...