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Offline Captain Jack Harkness

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #90 on: March 11, 2013, 03:39:32 am »
Hm...are we talking actual pedophilia?  Like not teens?  Actual prepubescent kids?  Probably not unless I had enough money to move off the planet...

...actually, no.  Fuck it.  I like Earth to much.  No.

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« Reply #91 on: March 11, 2013, 10:33:25 am »
In an attempt to draw attention away from the fact that you masturbate to Twilight Sparkle.

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« Reply #92 on: March 11, 2013, 12:08:47 pm »
Probably not.

How much money would it take to let someone hit you in the genitals with a bat?
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« Reply #93 on: March 11, 2013, 07:14:04 pm »
I dunno.  What's the bat made of?  How hard will they hit?  Can we assume permanent sterilization/damage?  Are they going to do it more than once?  How am I allowed to numb the pain, both before and after?  Will I be naked?  Will it be public?  Gah!  So many variables!!!

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #94 on: March 12, 2013, 12:34:55 am »
No.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #95 on: March 12, 2013, 07:26:20 am »
I think at the very least it'll take quite a while for Distind to get around to axing it, so I'd say there's a good chance of it. Hell, I'll even give you a hand with that. Aren't I swell guy?

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« Reply #96 on: March 12, 2013, 08:43:21 am »
Possibly.

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« Reply #97 on: March 12, 2013, 10:09:05 am »
Maybe. I could see some people still getting upset at losing.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #98 on: March 12, 2013, 10:15:53 am »
A large, fully fuelled yacht, a GPS and an insatiable whore (because why the fuck not).

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« Reply #99 on: March 12, 2013, 11:16:36 am »
Only if I could kill the person who made the offer and destroy all the incriminating evidence. AFTER being paid, of course.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #100 on: March 14, 2013, 01:24:18 pm »
Give everyone I pass a mind blowing orgasm.

Would you ingest LSD with me?
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« Reply #101 on: March 14, 2013, 03:42:38 pm »
I've never had LSD before, but if I WERE to, sure.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #102 on: March 14, 2013, 03:47:05 pm »
100% of shmups becoming fanservice-fests to appeal to the "forever-alone" demographic. (Right now, it's just MOST of the more recent ones which are like that).

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #103 on: March 14, 2013, 04:31:18 pm »
Not too hot.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #104 on: March 14, 2013, 09:17:15 pm »
I also told Jason Stathum he could sing.

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