Is it weird that the guy's name literally means Colin 'Black' - it sounds kind of made up.
He changed his name at some point, IIRC. And it's spelled "Colion", by the way.
"I'm not racist, I have black friends!"
You always cover for conservatives. Because you are one.
1. Again, that's racist.
2. I don't "always cover for conservatives." Where did you get that idea?
3. Even if I was a conservative, why do you care?
"I can't be racist if I'm nice to at least one black guy!"
Oh just the last few dozen times. The Gillette thing, and you aligning with alt-right shitheads, just as a prominent example.
Maybe a bit inaccurate. You're a waffling, holier than thou centrist who castigates the left but never goes after the right with nearly as much energy. You're committed to the status quo beyond all logic. You're an etchisketch - whatever you need to believe in the moment is good to go.
You're about as intellectual as a rock.