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Re: Gun Groups Declare Newtown Massacre Anniversary "Guns Save Lives Day"
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2013, 02:51:25 pm »
This better be a hoax or a wacky misunderstanding. "Wait, did we accidentally pick the day of the second bloodiest mass murder in USA's history for our 'Guns save lives' day? I guess we better reschedule this."

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Re: Gun Groups Declare Newtown Massacre Anniversary "Guns Save Lives Day"
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2013, 03:06:10 pm »
This better be a hoax or a wacky misunderstanding. "Wait, did we accidentally pick the day of the second bloodiest mass murder in USA's history for our 'Guns save lives' day? I guess we better reschedule this."

It wasn't an accident. They specifically claim that guns would've prevented the Newtown massacre.
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Re: Gun Groups Declare Newtown Massacre Anniversary "Guns Save Lives Day"
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2013, 04:09:08 pm »
You know, whether or not the message can be agreed with or not is beside the point here; this was just a dickhead move.

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Re: Gun Groups Declare Newtown Massacre Anniversary "Guns Save Lives Day"
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2013, 04:56:00 pm »
I don't care what side of the fence you're on. You don't use a tragedy like this to promote your views.
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Re: Gun Groups Declare Newtown Massacre Anniversary "Guns Save Lives Day"
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2013, 05:01:00 pm »
Especially when said tragedy involves children.

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Re: Gun Groups Declare Newtown Massacre Anniversary "Guns Save Lives Day"
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2013, 06:10:19 pm »
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Excuse me, I need to go punch something now. Preferably a gun nut.
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Re: Gun Groups Declare Newtown Massacre Anniversary "Guns Save Lives Day"
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2013, 06:13:10 pm »
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Re: Gun Groups Declare Newtown Massacre Anniversary "Guns Save Lives Day"
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2013, 06:19:48 pm »
This better be a hoax or a wacky misunderstanding. "Wait, did we accidentally pick the day of the second bloodiest mass murder in USA's history for our 'Guns save lives' day? I guess we better reschedule this."

It wasn't an accident. They specifically claim that guns would've prevented the Newtown massacre.

Barring the gun that was actually there and killed those children, of course. 

When Gabrielle Giffords was shot, weren't there citizens present that actually had guns on them, and that them being armed did nothing to stop the shooting, and in fact nearly made things worse (people were confused and nearly shot people they weren't supposed to)?  Because that's what I think of whenever I hear the "guns would've prevented this" argument.

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Re: Gun Groups Declare Newtown Massacre Anniversary "Guns Save Lives Day"
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2013, 06:50:48 pm »
I'd kinda like a politic cartoon where it shows a mess of people pointing guns at each other (in chaotic ways) and a couple are actually pointing guns at you, while "you" are also holding a gun.

The caption states...
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Re: Gun Groups Declare Newtown Massacre Anniversary "Guns Save Lives Day"
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2013, 08:30:00 pm »
We no longer need satire, because the real world is more cruel and more insensitive than satire could ever be. This whole thing screams "somebody took the Onion seriously", but it's really happening. People are comemorating the one-year anniversary of the deaths of twentya schoolchildren and six adults at the hands of a crazed gunman with a huge brouhaha about how guns save lives and "could have prevented this tragedy".

I try to keep a positive outlook, but then shit like this has the audacity to exist.
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Re: Gun Groups Declare Newtown Massacre Anniversary "Guns Save Lives Day"
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2013, 09:10:00 pm »
This is so disgusting, I-



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Re: Gun Groups Declare Newtown Massacre Anniversary "Guns Save Lives Day"
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2013, 09:50:12 pm »
......I'm actually one of the resident gun sorts here, and this pisses me off.


Let me make this perfectly clear: YOU. DON'T. DO. THAT. SHIT. Hey, gun groups behind this caca? You're making the sane gun owners look bad again. Knock this shit off, you fuckheads. May a thousand disapproving Prinnies hit you with the Pringer Beam at the same time.


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Re: Gun Groups Declare Newtown Massacre Anniversary "Guns Save Lives Day"
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2013, 02:46:15 am »

Yes, guns save lives. Like the time a gun pulled me from a burning car. Thanks gun!

But in all seriousness I am just...