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Offline Askold

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3930 on: February 16, 2016, 04:52:09 pm »
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3931 on: February 16, 2016, 04:55:33 pm »
ditto
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3932 on: February 16, 2016, 04:58:14 pm »
Just remember, wasabi is not a valid substitute for lube.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3933 on: February 16, 2016, 08:27:39 pm »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on February 16, 2016, 04:58:14 pm
Just remember, wasabi is not a valid substitute for lube.

Also, in a pinch, your best bet is probably Crisco or canola oil.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3934 on: February 16, 2016, 08:57:15 pm »
Quote from: RavynousHunter on February 16, 2016, 08:27:39 pm
Quote from: Art Vandelay on February 16, 2016, 04:58:14 pm
Just remember, wasabi is not a valid substitute for lube.

Also, in a pinch, your best bet is probably Crisco or canola oil.

Personally, I use tabasco since I enjoy spicier foods.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3935 on: February 16, 2016, 09:23:28 pm »
I like using guac
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3936 on: February 16, 2016, 10:20:33 pm »
That'll get especially weird if you like anal.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3937 on: February 16, 2016, 10:23:30 pm »
Participated in two studies today and made $115. One of them was an MRI study, but a pipe burst in the building so we had to reschedule but I still got paid. And I'm getting paid again next time. 8)
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3938 on: February 16, 2016, 10:26:31 pm »
Quote from: Delirium on February 16, 2016, 10:23:30 pm
Participated in two studies today and made $115. One of them was an MRI study, but a pipe burst in the building so we had to reschedule but I still got paid. And I'm getting paid again next time. 8)

Hell yeah gurl, you make dat money.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3939 on: February 17, 2016, 12:22:12 am »
Got last weeks paystub. 408 dollars. Better than the last two checks.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3940 on: February 17, 2016, 12:11:06 pm »
I found a version of the Attack on Titan fight theme that, while pitch shifted down, is actually...kinda better than the original.  I'm super happy because PONYCANYON keeps taking down any videos that have the actual fucking music.  All they're doing is driving people to actual piracy, because humans are vindictive bastards.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3941 on: February 23, 2016, 04:37:57 am »
I finished another set of slides for the teacher! Despite the fact that the rest of my studies honestly aren't going so hot, I feel pretty awesome.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3942 on: February 23, 2016, 05:51:20 pm »
Aunt Emma was the bomb. Wise and ballsy woman.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3943 on: February 27, 2016, 12:07:24 pm »
I'm going to be a father in August.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3944 on: February 27, 2016, 12:35:27 pm »
Yay!
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