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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #120 on: January 29, 2012, 09:01:39 am »
that song is awesome.
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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #121 on: January 29, 2012, 03:13:28 pm »
I hate Christianese too, particularly when their judging you like in this quote this one.  I also hate when they use thees and thous.  It's so pretentious, like can't you just talk like a normal person?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY</a>

I also hate any of these "Jesus fixes everything" statements because they make no sense!  HOW exactly does Jesus fix everything?  Like when I was batshit terrified of going to hell, I remember asking a few people about hell, and I was told not to worry because Jesus saves and I should just believe in him.  Never mind that it did nothing to confront my doubts about whether I was "saved", I should just have faith. 

Even more infuriating is when you try to debate Christians on why we deserve to go to hell for not living up to a standard god says we can't reach.  Instead of confronting this philosophical question, they go "but god fixed that with Jeeeeeeeeeeesus!!!", going on about how great God and Jesus is.  THAT WASN'T MY FUCKING QUESTION YOU DUMB FUCKING FUCK!!  The whole Jesus bullshit doesn't negate the fact that people apparently go to hell for things they can't help.  In fact, since I can't wrap my head around these concepts without asking questions, I'd be going to hell for 2 things I can't help.  HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FAIR!!  RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!

Not that any apologetic answers are good, but at least they attempt to answer the damn question!!
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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #122 on: February 13, 2012, 08:58:25 pm »
Some of my favorites:
-so you're choosing to go to hell?  No, I'm choosing to be reincarnated, and hopefully attain enlightenment.
-You're a Buddhist?  So, you like, worship the devil?  No, Buddhists don't worship anything.
-God loves you.  I should write an autobiography to prove that one wrong.
-I love you.  That's only half a statement, the rest is, 'as long as you believe the way I do, otherwise, you can go to hell'.
-I'm sorry you're hungry, homeless, and can't find a job; I'll pray for you.  Great, but what about helping me out with the needful things now? 
-Without Jesus, you'll be in your sins.  Sorry, I've found Buddhist ethics to be much more holy than xtian ethics.
-How could you leave xtianity?  You must not have been saved to begin with.  Fine, that doesn't bother me at all.  (xtians actually say this to ex-xtians, hoping that it gets them angry enough to argue the point with them)

There's really just too many to list, and that's all I can think of for now.
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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #123 on: February 13, 2012, 11:37:22 pm »
"Are you born again?"

Well, I'm Wiccan, and believe in reincarnation, so I guess that means I've been born again.  And again, and again, and again...
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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #124 on: February 13, 2012, 11:45:15 pm »
I've been reborn twice. ;D
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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #125 on: February 14, 2012, 12:50:51 am »
Quote from: TheL on February 13, 2012, 11:37:22 pm
"Are you born again?"

Well, I'm Wiccan, and believe in reincarnation, so I guess that means I've been born again.  And again, and again, and again...

Incidentally, in one  reality, we're fucking.

Ironbite-in fact in one reality, I'm fucking everybody.
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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #126 on: February 14, 2012, 12:57:35 am »
Quote from: ironbite on February 14, 2012, 12:50:51 am
Quote from: TheL on February 13, 2012, 11:37:22 pm
"Are you born again?"

Well, I'm Wiccan, and believe in reincarnation, so I guess that means I've been born again.  And again, and again, and again...

Incidentally, in one  reality, we're fucking.

Ironbite-in fact in one reality, I'm fucking everybody.

In a good or bad way?  :P
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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #127 on: February 14, 2012, 01:46:42 am »
Quote from: one-shot on February 14, 2012, 12:57:35 am
Quote from: ironbite on February 14, 2012, 12:50:51 am
Quote from: TheL on February 13, 2012, 11:37:22 pm
"Are you born again?"

Well, I'm Wiccan, and believe in reincarnation, so I guess that means I've been born again.  And again, and again, and again...

Incidentally, in one  reality, we're fucking.

Ironbite-in fact in one reality, I'm fucking everybody.

In a good or bad way?  :P

One reality where it's the good way, one where it's the bad way, several mediocre and one where it's both good and bad.
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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #128 on: February 14, 2012, 01:48:45 am »
Quote from: askold on February 14, 2012, 01:46:42 am
Quote from: one-shot on February 14, 2012, 12:57:35 am
Quote from: ironbite on February 14, 2012, 12:50:51 am
Quote from: TheL on February 13, 2012, 11:37:22 pm
"Are you born again?"

Well, I'm Wiccan, and believe in reincarnation, so I guess that means I've been born again.  And again, and again, and again...

Incidentally, in one  reality, we're fucking.

Ironbite-in fact in one reality, I'm fucking everybody.

In a good or bad way?  :P

One reality where it's the good way, one where it's the bad way, several mediocre and one where it's both good and bad.

Wow, so ironbite's pretty busy then.  ;D
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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #129 on: February 14, 2012, 03:27:15 am »
Quantum Theory is a pet hobby of mine.

Ironbite-I don't study it nearly as much as I should but I at least know the barest of bare bones.
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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #130 on: February 14, 2012, 02:35:06 pm »
Can't remember whether these have been mentioned, but these two gems about atheists annoy me.

"You must be upset/angry about something, and that led you to turn away from God."- while it's true that some atheists probably began to question god after a traumatic experience, it's also not true of many atheists as well. Many atheists either never believed, or came to a conclusion based on the evidence. Also, just because the person became an atheist due to a traumatic experience, doesn't mean they also don't have arguments as to why they are an atheist.

"You're just an atheist so that you can indulge in (usually sexual) sin" this is a stupid argument, if I really believed that a god would send me to hell for masturbation i wouldn't do it.
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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #131 on: February 14, 2012, 08:05:34 pm »
Dianetics.  Sounds like a one-hit wonder from the 80's.
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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #132 on: February 14, 2012, 11:20:55 pm »
Quote from: Scotsgit on February 14, 2012, 08:05:34 pm
Dianetics.  Sounds like a one-hit wonder from the 80's.

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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #133 on: February 14, 2012, 11:24:29 pm »
"What church do you go to?"

Don't assume the person you're talking to is a devout Christian, honey.
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Re: What are some religious phrases you hate?
« Reply #134 on: February 15, 2012, 02:25:59 am »
In a similar vein, "Do you know the Lord?"

It's a no-win question unless the answer is "Yes".
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