So, I came home last night and decided I'd bring out the coffee machine so I can prep it for use today. GUESS WHAT?
Someone, I have NO idea who, has taken it upon themselves to completely remove the coffee machine from the fucking house. I went so far as to search both fucking bathrooms and the GARAGE to find it, to no avail. The only other coffee maker in the house is a fucking Keurig-based thing that ONLY takes those fucking K-Cup things, not a regular old paper coffee filter and coffee.
I left a note on our little dry-erase board asking where it went, because that seriously pisses me off. I spent about an hour or so cleaning that thing with boiling water and dish soap. Why? Because, before I got to it, someone had neglected it for SO LONG, and left a used coffee filter in it no less, that it'd grown mold. I disinfected every bit of that thing that I reasonably could without harming the electronics inside. I made sure that every living thing inside it was fucking dead, and then a day or so afterward, made the BEST coffee I'd had in a long time.
I just want my coffee. But, NO. Someone had to be an asshole and remove a coffee pot that had been obviously and meticulously cleaned for seemingly no god damned reason whatsoever. If I have to get my own coffee maker, I'm gonna be pissed.