Author Topic: Vending Machine (Read 178415 times)

Random Gal · « **Reply #1005 on:** February 21, 2014, 02:26:14 pm »

You get Biggus Dickus.

I insert a baby.

Feral Dog · « **Reply #1006 on:** February 21, 2014, 04:40:56 pm »

Pro-life protestors burn your house down. You barely escape.

I insert Dr. Kevorkian, the Dalai Lama, and Ted Nugent.

I am lizard · « **Reply #1007 on:** February 21, 2014, 05:35:11 pm »

You get potatoes for some reason.
I insert lizards.

R. U. Sirius · « **Reply #1008 on:** February 21, 2014, 06:51:24 pm »

You get eaten by alligators.

I insert Ken Ham.

I am lizard · « **Reply #1009 on:** February 21, 2014, 09:41:16 pm »

You get ham

I insert a dead body.

Sandafluffoid · « **Reply #1010 on:** February 21, 2014, 09:42:46 pm »

You get a suspicious looking tin of 'lunch meat'

I insert the last shreds of my dignity.

Ghoti · « **Reply #1011 on:** February 21, 2014, 09:44:14 pm »

You get a squid pie in the face.

I insert the "Why so serious?" meme.

Feral Dog · « **Reply #1012 on:** February 22, 2014, 01:09:08 am »

Shibe Doge eats you.

I insert large quantities of the best yarn ever.

R. U. Sirius · « **Reply #1013 on:** February 22, 2014, 05:07:16 pm »

You get a kitten raving about how much it loves this thread.

I insert an Assassin and a Templar.

Ghoti · « **Reply #1014 on:** February 22, 2014, 05:08:30 pm »

You get an historically improbable fistfight.

I insert Commander Shepard's dancing.

Random Gal · « **Reply #1015 on:** March 04, 2014, 10:08:18 pm »

You get a bunch of fans complaining about how it could have been better.

I insert five Dogecoins.

Ghoti · « **Reply #1016 on:** March 08, 2014, 12:32:06 am »

You get trolled.

I insert a Tesla coil.

R. U. Sirius · « **Reply #1017 on:** March 08, 2014, 01:48:04 am »

You get a teleporting xerox.

I insert Tesla and Edison.

Feral Dog · « **Reply #1018 on:** March 08, 2014, 03:17:51 am »

Tesla murders Edison. History gives the credit to Edison and remembers the event as a suicide.

I insert your favorite beverage

Random Gal · « **Reply #1019 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:54:32 am »

You get a glass containing equal amounts of every forum member's favorite drink. Try it at your own risk.

I insert the Great Attractor.