Vending Machine

[Ghoti]

such shibe. much comic sans. very internet. wow.

I insert Ironbite.

[Indikins]

You get Ironchew.

I insert a juggalo and someone who knows how magnets work.

[Feral Dog]

You get Ironchew.

I insert a juggalo and someone who knows how magnets work.

You get an idiot with a hatchet in his gut that is irremovable due to the super-strong magnet they swallowed, and someone whose murder charge is dropped on grounds of self-defense.

I insert [your favorite Asian food].

[I am lizard]

You get several sexy catgirls, a bottle of tequila, and the entire works of Tolkien written in Swedish.

I insert a memetic kill agent.

[Indikins]

You get the corpses of everyone on this forum.

I insert the worst thing in the world.

[Ghoti]

You get a hangnail.

I insert TvTropes.

[Random Gal]

You get a NinjaPirateZombieRobot driving a HumongousMecha, except he has HiddenDepths and is plotting a XanatosGambit.

I insert a Zerg Rush.

[I am lizard]

Thousands of vending machines land on your head.


I insert mah sentry.

[Ghoti]

You get a SPAH SAPPEN MAH SENTREE

I insert Batman.

[ironbite]

You get a Batarang up the ass

Ironbite-I insert the mod Project Brazil.

[Random Gal]

You get BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.

I insert my physics professor.

[Ghoti]

You get an A+.

I insert I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

[solar.]

You get MILK CHOCOLATE

I insert an edge.

[R. U. Sirius]

You get a center.

I insert the Purge.

[Ghoti]

You get the Binge.

I insert FLOOFY FLOOFY GIZMO