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Offline Osama bin Bambi

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A Shamanist fundie?
« on: March 18, 2012, 08:56:06 pm »
With an unhealthy dose of paranoia. According to him, everyone is possessed by demons, they are responsible for every single bad thought and thing ever, and they control the world (OF COURSE).

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Our demon masters, who were overjoyed when humans invented agriculture and became a semblance of them, are presently ecstatic that humans have adopted an urban society wholly disconnected from nature. We are turning the green, loving earth into a hell world. At least, when most humans were doing agriculture, they were still attached to the earth’s love and the rhythms of the universe. Now, urban society has cut humans off completely from the earth’s love. When does anyone even look at a tree anymore except through a speeding windshield or a television screen? And the food – the Soylent Green – which people today eat from supermarkets, … Welcome to hell, folks! You don’t have to wait until you die. Hell is right here, right now. The worst part of it is that most people have been trained to call this heaven. And the demons are eating it up. Eating us up.

http://www.shamanicjourney.com/article/6277/demons

He might be some other neopagan besides a Shamanist, but I'm just basing that off the URL and the info on the page.
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2012, 09:23:05 pm »
It seems to be a knee-jerk reaction to bad-mouth demons.
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2012, 09:43:00 pm »
LOL.

Do you know any reactions to this guy from actual shamans?  I'd be most interested to see them, namely because I have a hunch that most of them will think this guy is cuckoo.
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2012, 09:51:36 pm »
This man makes President Buer and Prince Stolas cry, they love plants.
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2012, 01:18:34 am »
Sweet Jesus.


In Hinduism, it often said as a metaphor that negative thoughts are LIKE demons but it's nothing quite like this...

Yeesh. This is the shit you expect a Pentecostal nutjob to spew.   
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2012, 12:52:49 pm »
The Earth doesn't love you. In all probability, it's extraordinarily indifferent to your existence. You are just another chunk of mobile flesh that has yet to lay down and rot to continue the cycle.

We don't have any excuse for shitting all over the planet, regardless.
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2012, 03:58:28 pm »
Wow that's a very nihilistic point of view there.
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2012, 06:14:25 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on March 19, 2012, 03:58:28 pm
Wow that's a very nihilistic point of view there.

I'm a very nihilistic person. :P
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2012, 12:25:23 am »
Quote from: TenfoldMaquette on March 19, 2012, 06:14:25 pm
Quote from: ironbite on March 19, 2012, 03:58:28 pm
Wow that's a very nihilistic point of view there.

I'm a very nihilistic person. :P

Not nihilistic enough actually.  If you were REALLY nihilistic, you would've said...

"The earth doesn't love you.  It's a rock.  Rocks can't love things."
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2012, 02:42:42 am »
Wait, he is against agriculture? So I'm guessing he is against anarcho-primitivism and would want to go back to a nomadic lifestyle?
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2012, 09:57:12 am »
Quote from: Zachski on March 20, 2012, 12:25:23 am
Quote from: TenfoldMaquette on March 19, 2012, 06:14:25 pm
Quote from: ironbite on March 19, 2012, 03:58:28 pm
Wow that's a very nihilistic point of view there.

I'm a very nihilistic person. :P

Not nihilistic enough actually.  If you were REALLY nihilistic, you would've said...

"The earth doesn't love you.  It's a rock.  Rocks can't love things."

Well, that was the logical conclusion of my statement.
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2012, 09:44:30 pm »
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Its 38,000 years too early for that. Try again next time, nut case.
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2012, 10:06:35 pm »
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When does anyone even look at a tree anymore except through a speeding windshield or a television screen?

I live in rual Oklahoma. I see trees all the damn time. I see more trees than I do people. Not everyone lives in big cities.
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2012, 10:07:25 pm »
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When does anyone even look at a tree anymore except through a speeding windshield or a television screen?

I live in rual Oklahoma. I see trees all the damn time. I see more trees than I do people. Not everyone lives in big cities.

Hell, I live in the suburbs and I get to see trees all the fucking time

It's just an endless sea of gray and green over here, people.
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Re: A Shamanist fundie?
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2012, 11:03:06 pm »
Hell, we're like 99% trees up here. Well...maybe closer to 85% trees, 10% moose/Canadians, and the occasional sasquatch or large town to break up the monotony.
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