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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2012, 12:16:05 pm »
Isn't divorce rate higher where abstinence only is more predominant? Perhaps that's what they mean by "success rate". Purity increase your success rate of screwing your marriage.
Abstinence only tends to lead to couples getting married earlier so they can have sex without offending god.

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Where I used to work there was a girl who was very prominent in displaying her Christianity, cross necklace, earrings etc. She was also big on her abstinence, telling everyone who asked if she had a boyfriend how she was 'saving it for marriage'. She even had a purity ring, almost unheard of in the UK.

She got a boyfriend and married at the age of 19. Not saying it won't last, but you've got to wonder if they'd have rushed into it like that  if Hector the one eyed trouser snake got a look in once in a while.
A girl I know is all into the purity ring and the like. Seems very sexually repressed, though, so rushing into marriage just for the sex shouldn't be an issue. When a 21 year old woman visibly cringes at the word "sex" and calls any fan service scene as "naughty stuff, ew," there is a problem.

Other than that, very nice girl.

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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2012, 01:20:50 pm »
Parodies!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBfsoebpjH8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBfsoebpjH8</a>
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2012, 03:15:25 pm »
*snerk*

Has anyone ever actually poked someone in the eye with their genitals?
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2012, 07:19:50 pm »
They certainly nailed the acting style! ;D
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #34 on: February 27, 2012, 08:55:42 pm »
*snerk*

Has anyone ever actually poked someone in the eye with their genitals?

I lost it at that line.
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #35 on: February 27, 2012, 09:14:11 pm »
I'm reasonably sure there's a fetish for that.

Just because there's a fetish for freaking EVERYTHING.

Oh, yeah, baybee, gimmie some of that ocular stimulation, I'll open my eye wide for you....
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #36 on: February 27, 2012, 09:23:33 pm »
Skullfucking.

Also, The L is getting sigged.
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #37 on: February 28, 2012, 09:01:47 am »
Because the uploaders will probably delete it, here's my comment to Purity Bear:

"For the record:  I deeply regret the night I lost my virginity.  The young man in question was horribly bad for me, and did not love me.

However, I have had other boyfriends, and yes, I have had sex with most of them.  I do not regret this; I remember them fondly and have shared an experience with them that we will never forget.  Best of all, I know how to breach the topics of sex and physical love (among TONS of others!) with my future spouse.  I did not know this when I was a virgin."

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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #38 on: February 28, 2012, 09:42:47 am »
I'm reasonably sure there's a fetish for that.

Just because there's a fetish for freaking EVERYTHING.

Oh, yeah, baybee, gimmie some of that ocular stimulation, I'll open my eye wide for you....
I'll keep an eye out for you!

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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #39 on: February 28, 2012, 09:52:50 am »
I'll keep an eye out for you!

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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #40 on: February 28, 2012, 11:59:51 pm »
I'll keep an eye out for you!

I just spit OJ all over my computer when I read that. :P
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #41 on: February 29, 2012, 09:48:09 am »
*snerk*

Has anyone ever actually poked someone in the eye with their genitals?

::raises hand:: It's happened once or twice..not intentional though..
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #42 on: February 29, 2012, 09:50:11 am »
I'm reasonably sure there's a fetish for that.

Just because there's a fetish for freaking EVERYTHING.

Oh, yeah, baybee, gimmie some of that ocular stimulation, I'll open my eye wide for you....

Uhm...This exists.
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #43 on: February 29, 2012, 10:01:09 am »
*snerk*

Has anyone ever actually poked someone in the eye with their genitals?

::raises hand:: It's happened once or twice..not intentional though..

I've been on the receiving end of it, also not intentionally. I keep waiting for the day when I wind up with a black eye from a penis.
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #44 on: February 29, 2012, 07:18:21 pm »
I'm reasonably sure there's a fetish for that.

Just because there's a fetish for freaking EVERYTHING.

Oh, yeah, baybee, gimmie some of that ocular stimulation, I'll open my eye wide for you....

Uhm...This exists.

I think I see where they're coming from.
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