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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1080 on: May 11, 2014, 11:19:02 pm »
You get a small metal cube.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1081 on: May 23, 2014, 05:55:14 pm »
You get a disappearing dummy.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1082 on: May 23, 2014, 10:13:42 pm »
You get yet another George Bush:  George C. Bush.  In 2048, he will become the second poultry-American to be elected President (Harry Byrd's ghost will be the first in 2020).

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1083 on: May 23, 2014, 10:14:34 pm »
You get a display reading, "Please Insert More Money To Make Your Selection."

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1084 on: May 23, 2014, 10:20:07 pm »
You get a flood of fandom BS.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1085 on: May 25, 2014, 12:03:03 am »
You get a burrito.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1086 on: May 25, 2014, 12:54:26 am »
You get high pitch screaming

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1087 on: May 25, 2014, 01:23:26 am »
You get a grassy knoll.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1088 on: May 26, 2014, 10:11:37 am »
You get a seriously bizarre crossover fanfic.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1089 on: May 26, 2014, 10:31:41 am »
You get a bad movie.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1090 on: May 26, 2014, 10:37:19 am »
You get Professor Plum in the Dining Room with the Revolver.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1091 on: May 26, 2014, 05:14:52 pm »
You are arrested for animal cruelty.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1092 on: May 26, 2014, 06:10:50 pm »
You get the Heavy beating you to death.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1093 on: May 26, 2014, 07:35:31 pm »
You get Godzilla.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1094 on: May 29, 2014, 11:05:01 pm »
You get a huge pile of ashes and the world's largest bug zapper.

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