Bitchy aunt somehow got my new phone number and keeps trying to tell me to get mom to call her (my suspicion: she raided her niece's purse and got it from her phone. She's a purse-raider, mom's had money and pain meds go missing back when she used to visit).
No effing way, lady, you don't get to leave several weeks worth of nasty messages on our phones, have your grandsons make threatening calls, getting relatives, even the ones from out-of-state, involved in this gigantic pile of shit, call my sister-in-law at all hours (she is already constantly busy with the PEHO baby), vandalize our car and then cut off all contact, and then a year and a half later suddenly want to talk to us again.
Why does she want back in touch with us so badly?
A sick relative? Genuine remorse?
No. Her big, important reason...
She's supposedly too poor to buy her grandsons an XBox One and a PS4, and wants us to help her with Christmas shopping.
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Nope, got away from the family madness and have generally enjoyed life since.