Listen, co-workers I may be the oldest person without children at work (26 years old is apparently reaching old maid status), it does not mean I hate children. I personally love kids, and if I were a man, mothers would be rather creeped out about how I interact with them (Trust me, I'm nothing like Pedo bear, just an adult with a kid's heart) Also, stop telling me about your sister, who 'was just like me' and didn't want kids until she hit the 'magic age of __' and suddenly wanted 4 kids. I'm not like her, and although I may want kids in the future, don't expect me to want kids all of sudden.
Oh, and Boyfriend? Yes, I'm sorry your Packers lost the playoffs. I know you're a fan of the team. But seriously, can you stop stomping around all angry like our cat pissed in your favourite shoes?