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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #675 on: June 18, 2012, 12:18:46 am »
There were a shit ton of military people there. Most were in the navy, but there were a bunch of marines too. All in uniform.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #676 on: June 18, 2012, 11:20:57 am »
We've finally released our first song! Whoohoo! Ladies, gentlemen, and whatever else you identify as that I've probably never heard of before, I give you:

In Desolation!

I'm on the bass, if you can hear that part at all.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #677 on: June 18, 2012, 12:39:29 pm »
We've finally released our first song! Whoohoo! Ladies, gentlemen, and whatever else you identify as that I've probably never heard of before, I give you:

In Desolation!

I'm on the bass, if you can hear that part at all.

Congrats!!


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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #678 on: June 18, 2012, 05:43:29 pm »
As of today, I'm officially a B.Sc.
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #679 on: June 21, 2012, 01:58:02 pm »
Put in my two weeks notice at work the other day. June 30th will be my last shift as a fry cook. I'm taking a week off then starting a bartender school with a really decent jobs placement assistant program. There is something satisfying about making a plan to improve my situation, implementing it, and seeing things umfold for the better.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #680 on: June 21, 2012, 02:52:25 pm »
Good luck, Rookie. :)

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #681 on: June 21, 2012, 05:06:27 pm »
I got a prescription for birth control today. And my parents still don't know what I really need it for. YAY.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #682 on: June 21, 2012, 07:14:58 pm »
In science class, we have had to work on a project where we give a presentation on a certain type of animal. The presentation has to be rather in-depth, as the requirements include number of chromosomes, ecology, phylogeny, etc. If you met all the basic requirements, then you could choose two of six other facts to add to your presentation for extra credit. Since I completed all the basic requirements, I did two. When all the presentation were finished, the class would vote on which animal was the most interesting, and the person who won would get even more extra credit. Everyone was on some sort of tropical biome/marsupial kick, so I decided to do something different. I gave a presentation on the narwhal.

The animals presented were (yes I wrote them all down):
- Red kangaroo (Macropus rufus)
- Goodfellow's tree kangaroo (Dendrolagus goodfellowi)
- Aye-aye (Daubentonia madagascariensis)
- Lionfish (Pterois volitans)
- Philippine tarsier (Carlito syrichta)
- Blue-footed booby (Sula nebouxii)
- Broadclub cuttlefish (Sepia latimamus)
- Grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horriblis)
- Koala (Phascolarctos cinereus)
- Eastern Quoll (Dasyurnus viverrinus)
- Narwhal (Monodon monoceros)
- Mountain tapir (Tapirus pinchaque)
- Killer whale (Orcinus orca)
- Keel-billed toucan (Ramphastos sulfuratus)
- Two-toed sloth (Choloepus hoffmani)

The finalists were:
- Goodfellow's tree kangaroo
- Aye-aye
- Blue-footed booby
- Broadclub cuttlefish
- Grizzly bear
- Narwhal
- Two-toed sloth

Which was then narrowed down to the narwhal vs. the grizzly bear, and my narwhal won in a landslide vote.

So now I have super-extra-credit, which will really boost my grade. I'm especially happy about this because I've been struggling to maintain a B in that class all year.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #683 on: June 21, 2012, 07:42:13 pm »
Good going!  I would have picked the Booby.  I find them cute and funny at the same time. 

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #684 on: June 22, 2012, 12:36:18 am »
I GOT BIRTH CONTROL. LEGALLY AND IN FULL SIGHT OF THE PARENTS. WITHOUT THEM KNOWING WHAT IT WAS REALLY FOR. FUCK YEAH.

I still have to wait until my next period to get it, so I can't start until July. But STILL.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #685 on: June 22, 2012, 07:55:26 pm »
I feel much better than I did yesterday, and I think this birth control will work out.

I'm also finally home, where there is real food.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #686 on: June 22, 2012, 08:05:44 pm »
I'm glad you're feeling better, gurrl.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #687 on: June 22, 2012, 08:20:18 pm »
I GOT BIRTH CONTROL. LEGALLY AND IN FULL SIGHT OF THE PARENTS. WITHOUT THEM KNOWING WHAT IT WAS REALLY FOR. FUCK YEAH.

I still have to wait until my next period to get it, so I can't start until July. But STILL.

...Are your parents dumb?

I got a prescription for birth control today. And my parents still don't know what I really need it for. YAY.

I'll take that as a yes.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #688 on: June 22, 2012, 08:38:41 pm »
Girls often take it because periods are so fucking painful. It's not uncommon. That's why I began taking it. Now it doubles as actual birth control, too.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #689 on: June 22, 2012, 08:51:16 pm »
Yeah. Mine is officially for acne and irregular periods.