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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #90 on: August 06, 2014, 10:25:31 pm »
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #91 on: August 09, 2014, 06:27:26 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBntnnCFvOk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBntnnCFvOk</a>

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #92 on: August 09, 2014, 08:07:56 pm »
Speaking of which, I found out about an estate auction coming up where some guns are going to be auctioned off. If I'm really lucky I might be able to get a single shot bolt action .50 for under $1000. Since I looked up the particular model and It's from a relatively unknown company and it only costs $2400 new, I figure a used one at an obscure auction will hopefully go for half that or less, especially since most people who know about and come to these auctions aren't coming to buy guns, much less a .50. Having saved up a fair bit of money from mowing grass over the summer, and borrowing money from my little brother I might just be able to get it.

Damen, what do you think it will go for? It's made by Serbu, who's claim to fame is the super-shorty shotgun. In addition to that and this .50 the only other gun they make is a semi-auto .50. Now, if this was the equivalent gun from, say, Barrett, I would expect it to go for more.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #93 on: August 09, 2014, 11:04:25 pm »
I'd say if you can get any .50 cal for under four digits then jump on it. And if you can find one for under $2k you're still getting a hell of a deal.

As for Serbu, well, let's just say that if I had the cash, I'd likely get one of their .50's if only for the name: BFG-50. But Serbu also has a rep for pretty good weapons, so I wouldn't feel bad dropping some cash on one of their products.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #94 on: August 09, 2014, 11:08:56 pm »
I can round up one for about 5600

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #95 on: August 09, 2014, 11:40:54 pm »
I'd say if you can get any .50 cal for under four digits then jump on it. And if you can find one for under $2k you're still getting a hell of a deal.

As for Serbu, well, let's just say that if I had the cash, I'd likely get one of their .50's if only for the name: BFG-50. But Serbu also has a rep for pretty good weapons, so I wouldn't feel bad dropping some cash on one of their products.

I'm hoping it goes for under $1,000. The limit I'm willing and able to spend on it is about $1,200 anyway.

As it is right now, I have about $550+ in my wallet, $200+ in saved up loose change, I'm hoping to get paid for mowing again before the auction (another $550), and my little brother has about a $1,000 saved up hidden in his closet somewhere from money he's gotten from birthdays and Christmas in the past. He is surprisingly less enthusiastic about the .50 than I would have expected, but I think I can get him to loan me the money anyway.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #96 on: August 10, 2014, 12:19:29 am »
I can round up one for about 5600

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I know a place where you can get one for free.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #97 on: August 14, 2014, 05:08:26 pm »
this place needs some serious pornification. i give you jay fisher's works of art (in spoilered form):

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so, jay fisher's shtick is making knives and blades of all type with gemstone handles. bling? most definitely, but they are fully functional works of art and craftsmanship. if you want to know more about this (mostly things like "why?" and "how fragile is it?") i hope i'm not bending rules by showing you his own faq about his handles right here.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #98 on: August 16, 2014, 03:32:23 pm »
Marvel reviews, "Last Movie You Watched", p. 75-76.

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« Reply #99 on: August 29, 2014, 10:14:56 am »


Tiffany Revolver from 1892

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #100 on: September 02, 2014, 09:39:03 pm »


"Fear my .45"

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #101 on: December 13, 2014, 11:50:53 pm »


Can't go wrong with this piece of horror film history. Face it: If that fucker ain't dead by the time you stop firing, you better start running.



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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #102 on: December 14, 2014, 12:02:26 am »


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« Reply #103 on: December 14, 2014, 12:23:21 am »
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« Reply #104 on: December 14, 2014, 04:28:43 am »
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