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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #120 on: December 17, 2014, 09:00:02 am »
Something weird I've noticed is that at least a few recent video games show the characters keeping their finger of the trigger most of the time. The two that come to mind are Payday 2, and of  all games GTA V. I don't know why game designers have suddenly decided to show proper trigger safety, but it's interesting to see them get details right sometimes. Now if they'd tell me how a sawed off Remington 870 can hold 10 shells... (Locomotive shotgun from Payday 2 when upgraded.)

Even I'm not sure exactly why I posted this.

Maybe it's because you're eccentric.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #121 on: December 17, 2014, 01:47:20 pm »
http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/app.php

For aspiring gun pornographers.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #122 on: December 17, 2014, 03:29:01 pm »
I prefer this: http://innawoods.net/

It is part of a abandoned project for a MMORPG. The only functional part is the character model creator but I have used it for RPG purposes so that people can easily make an image of their weapons and gear (including food and other supplies) and 4chan /k/ even uses it to show what they have in their bug-out-bag. (When they aren't putting silencers and grenade launchers on miniguns and bayonets on handgrenades and otherwise playing with it.)
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #123 on: December 17, 2014, 10:26:49 pm »
I see your silenced mingun and raise you a Colt Walker.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #124 on: December 18, 2014, 02:04:34 am »
Meh, I have always preferred Remington revolvers over Colts when it comes to appearance. Remington New model army (aka 1858) in particular is a sexy revolver.

And speaking of sexy revolvers...



(That thing would probably break my wrist and shooting .454Casull out of a snubnose only turns the gun into a flamethrower... But it just looks so amazing.)
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #125 on: December 18, 2014, 02:22:00 am »
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #126 on: December 19, 2014, 10:04:27 pm »


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Re: Gun and weapon porn
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #128 on: December 20, 2014, 07:08:57 pm »
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #129 on: December 20, 2014, 07:57:24 pm »
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #130 on: December 20, 2014, 07:58:41 pm »
Silver alone would do the job.  Heart shots are kinda tricky.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #131 on: December 20, 2014, 08:05:01 pm »
Hey if your gonna kill a vampire go all out.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #132 on: December 20, 2014, 09:09:02 pm »
Silver alone would do the job.  Heart shots are kinda tricky.

I thought that was werewolves.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #133 on: December 20, 2014, 09:21:42 pm »
Silver alone would do the job.  Heart shots are kinda tricky.

I thought that was werewolves.

Depending on the lore you read, it can be both.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #134 on: December 20, 2014, 09:39:01 pm »
I suppose you could go for a more practical Alabama Legislator vampire-killing route as follows. We don't use these when they adjourn for recess, I swear!

You use a revolver-type gun that accepts cartridges pressurized air to sling a single foot-long, 9mm wide wooden stake covered in WD-40 into the heart of the poor fucker on the other end. As it exits the chamber, a pilot light ignites the WD-40 and sends a burning wooden stake straight into the heart of the vampiric fiend.

He ain't getting back up after that, I can assure you.
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