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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #135 on: December 21, 2014, 12:31:04 am »
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I suppose you could go for a more practical Alabama Legislator vampire-killing route as follows. We don't use these when they adjourn for recess, I swear!

You use a revolver-type gun that accepts cartridges pressurized air to sling a single foot-long, 9mm wide wooden stake covered in WD-40 into the heart of the poor fucker on the other end. As it exits the chamber, a pilot light ignites the WD-40 and sends a burning wooden stake straight into the heart of the vampiric fiend.

He ain't getting back up after that, I can assure you.

I prefer old Honest Abe's method. Axe for the win! Silver plating on the blade and guns built into the handle optional.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #136 on: December 21, 2014, 01:49:46 am »
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« Reply #137 on: December 21, 2014, 04:25:09 pm »
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #138 on: December 21, 2014, 09:24:36 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5jBjso6l6I" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5jBjso6l6I</a>

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #139 on: December 21, 2014, 10:22:51 pm »
...I came.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #140 on: December 22, 2014, 01:57:45 pm »
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« Reply #141 on: December 22, 2014, 03:04:22 pm »
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #143 on: December 23, 2014, 01:18:56 pm »
If you ever need an image of a "steampunk" revolver try using the cartridge version of Lemat:


Perhaps not the ugliest gun in the world but it does deserve a special mention in the category of ugly guns.

And damn that thing is heavy. Not something you would want to carry on your belt...

(But I still have a soft spot for it. Just like I have a soft spot for the rifle version of Lemat... Sooo ugly. But at least they have  character.)
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #144 on: December 23, 2014, 03:51:08 pm »
How many goddamn chambers does that thing have? I count five from the side depicted alone.

My current personal favorite in weapon aesthetics is the Taser X-2 and how futuristic it looks without all the dorky yellow stripes of the X-3. It has a range of 30 feet, and is semi-automatic. Sure, it's usage makes me incredibly uncomfortable but it's so bad-ass looking.



It's like a real Kill-O-Zap gun.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #145 on: December 23, 2014, 08:16:15 pm »
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How many goddamn chambers does that thing have? I count five from the side depicted alone.

I believe it's a 9-shot, plus the underbarrel shotgun.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #146 on: December 23, 2014, 08:43:30 pm »
Holy shit. That's like a AR-15 fanboy wet dream.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #147 on: December 23, 2014, 10:11:53 pm »
I want that thing so badly that's all I would ever need as a revolver fan.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #148 on: December 23, 2014, 10:50:47 pm »
Seems like some sort of survival weapon, akin to a drilling.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #149 on: December 24, 2014, 12:12:40 pm »
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