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Offline Dakota Bob

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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2014, 08:38:24 pm »
"Okay children, put your hands together and bow your heads so we may pray to the Sixteenth Six-Tooth Son of Fourteen Four-Regional Dimensions"
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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2014, 09:32:02 pm »
You know he's a bit of a tosser really.

Ironbite-I know I wouldn't pray to him.
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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2014, 04:49:06 pm »
If my school had one of these, it'd probably be too much for me to just ignore. I don't think I'd even leave. I think I'd do something like waiting for that dead silence before or after the prayer & going, "...You people know that there's no God, right?"

Also, hi, what about the teachers? Do these people only care about them when it pertains to some imaginary story about one being sued for having a Bible?
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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2014, 08:47:12 pm »
Quote from: Lithp on February 08, 2014, 04:49:06 pm
If my school had one of these, it'd probably be too much for me to just ignore. I don't think I'd even leave. I think I'd do something like waiting for that dead silence before or after the prayer & going, "...You people know that there's no God, right?"

Also, hi, what about the teachers? Do these people only care about them when it pertains to some imaginary story about one being sued for having a Bible?

When I was at primary school we used to just chat through the prayers or change the words.

They weren't very good substitutions though. I used find it really amusing to say "daily newspaper" instead "daily bread". I don't know why though, because that's not funny at all. It's just rubbish.
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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2014, 12:19:48 pm »
How about we make the Salat mandatory as well?
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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #35 on: February 24, 2014, 11:42:10 am »
I agree who wants to Dua
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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2014, 09:21:20 pm »
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The compromise would be to have the students to pray to whomever they want to.

So now kids can pray to the Christian version of God or the Catholic version of God. What progress!
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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #37 on: February 28, 2014, 10:43:28 pm »
Quote from: thejebusfire on February 28, 2014, 09:21:20 pm
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The compromise would be to have the students to pray to whomever they want to.

So now kids can pray to the Christian version of God or the Catholic version of God. What progress!

Fuck that!  I'm prayin' to goddamn Mammaris, complete with a miniature with silky, sizeable, and snow-white boobs!

Prayer by way of motorboating!  Sure, you'll look strange, but if you're gonna look strange while praying, may as well go all the way!
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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2014, 02:20:30 am »
So can we make sacrifices to the Aztec Gods or maybe do a prayer to Lord Samedi to live another day? Or even better, why not a prayer to Sekhmet or Shiva?
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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2014, 03:33:04 am »
Quote from: Stormwarden on March 01, 2014, 02:20:30 am
So can we make sacrifices to the Aztec Gods or maybe do a prayer to Lord Samedi to live another day? Or even better, why not a prayer to Sekhmet or Shiva?

I call dibs on Anubis and Horus!
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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #40 on: March 01, 2014, 09:57:53 am »
What about yoni worship? That would really get the fundies riled up.
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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2014, 10:12:12 am »
I'd pray to Lord Helix.
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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2014, 01:14:01 pm »
Quote from: Solar Pendra on March 01, 2014, 10:12:12 am
I'd pray to Lord Helix.

Well, you're not a Domeist... so you live.
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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #43 on: March 01, 2014, 05:22:07 pm »
I think I'd do something like this:

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Re: Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools
« Reply #44 on: March 02, 2014, 06:13:51 am »
Your youtube link is broken, bruh.
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