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Despite knowing about indoctrination I thought it was a good idea to put a human Reaper near my office. Now I am a sentient husk :(.

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Re: At least the police were competent.
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2013, 02:30:51 am »
Poor... everyone involved.

Poor him for being mentally ill.

Poor neighbors for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Poor policemen for having to deal with him in the midst of his psychosis.
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Re: At least the police were competent.
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2013, 03:07:04 pm »
I like how he had to emphasize that he's not actually gay just because he got high and had sex with a gay demon.

Also, possessed homosexual demons.
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Re: At least the police were competent.
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2013, 03:58:30 pm »
I like how he had to emphasize that he's not actually gay just because he got high and had sex with a gay demon.

Also, possessed homosexual demons.

So the DEMON has been possessed by someone? Not the usual way which is that someone else is possessed by the demon?

...Who do the demons call for help when they get possessed? What can they do? "Don't worry FrqHsdh! I'll just sprinkle this holy water on you-" "But that will burn me as well!!!"
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Re: At least the police were competent.
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2013, 04:23:06 pm »
Well I think his story hangs together nicely.
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Re: At least the police were competent.
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Re: At least the police were competent.
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2013, 09:59:00 pm »
Am I reading that right? He just shrugged off taser shock?

Meth is a hell of a drug.
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Re: At least the police were competent.
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2013, 03:18:58 am »
Am I reading that right? He just shrugged off taser shock?

Meth is a hell of a drug.
Yah gotta love methhead stories, if not the methheads themselves. Fun fact: my mom did meth once or twice, but JEEZUZ saved her from all the bad things that could have happened. Although she manages to shrug off quantities of marijuana that would leave a normal person laughing at their ceiling fan for hours, so maybe she has some sort of immunity to recreational bad ideas.
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Re: At least the police were competent.
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2013, 03:57:45 pm »
Yah gotta love methhead stories, if not the methheads themselves. Fun fact: my mom did meth once or twice, but JEEZUZ saved her from all the bad things that could have happened. Although she manages to shrug off quantities of marijuana that would leave a normal person laughing at their ceiling fan for hours, so maybe she has some sort of immunity to recreational bad ideas.
That is called high functional tolerance, as in the person has done so much drugs previously that they need ever increasing amounts just to feel the same high. Organ failure is next.
Despite knowing about indoctrination I thought it was a good idea to put a human Reaper near my office. Now I am a sentient husk :(.

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