Things That Annoy You

[Auggziliary]

That's the other thing bugging me about it. My cousin doesn't have much money, and she doesn't have a pond or anything she could use to provide all those ducks adequate water to keep them happy.

If she released them in the wild, would they be alright on their own? I have no clue if them being in the hands of humans from a young age would impair their instincts to the point of them not surviving.

No they would probably die since they don't have a mother, and even if they were raised to adulthood by her they wouldn't know how to survive. Do not do that.

Well, I have no control over it. She's many, many states away.

Well shit... I hope she gives them away to someone who's responsible and can care for them properly.

[SpaceProg]

When I was a kid I was bought a duck for Easter once.  He lived a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time before a fox got him.   I cried when I found that out.  And I was an adult.   I am not ashamed.  He was a nice duck.   

Guess that wasn't an annoying post... more confession material.

How nice are they when you raise them? Like if you raised one baby duck alone. Do you need the pond?

Oh, and as far as how nice he was... well... he would sit next to me on the porch swing and I'd pet him and he'd make little quacks and softly nibble at my hair and clothes.

Oh my God that's so cute

Yep.  I always thought so too. 

I miss ya, Easter.  Wherever you are.

[Auggziliary]

Are geese the same way? I kind of want one when I get older. They're so cute.

[Sleepy]

Any geese I've been around were always very aggressive. I don't think they're the greatest pets.

[davedan]

Geese are really fatty too, ducks are much more delicious.

[SpaceProg]

:-|
Thou mayest not eat mine ducky.  Well... if he was still alive, anyway.

[Auggziliary]

:-|
Thou mayest not eat mine ducky.  Well... if he was still alive, anyway.

I mean, he could still eat him technically.

[Saturn500]

My ducky is larger than yours and floats.

Long live my giant ducky.

[SpaceProg]

:-|
Thou mayest not eat mine ducky.  Well... if he was still alive, anyway.

I mean, he could still eat him technically.

Maybe... if he likes dirt-flavored duck.

[davedan]

I was just thinking at least Sleepy's cousin will have a nice Christmas lunch of roast duck.

[Moltar]

comcast. Everything about comcast sucks, they fucking suck.

[Sleepy]

I was just thinking at least Sleepy's cousin will have a nice Christmas lunch of roast duck.

You're a cracker without a heart.

[nickiknack]

The deer in my area are really slow, on the cab ride home, this deer ran out and stood in the middle of road for at least a minute, just staring at the cab.

[Auggziliary]

The deer in my area are really slow, on the cab ride home, this deer ran out and stood in the middle of road for at least a minute, just staring at the cab.

Someone put THC in their salt licks.

[davedan]

I was just thinking at least Sleepy's cousin will have a nice Christmas lunch of roast duck.

You're a cracker without a heart.

But a belly full of delicious duck meat