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Offline Ghoti

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7260 on: April 30, 2014, 01:44:08 am »
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Being sick. Specifically the kind that results in a painfully sore throat. Case in point, my throat feels like it's covered in sandpaper, it hurts to swallow my own saliva and I'm starting to get really fucking hungry. I know I'm probably going to have to eat by the end of the day, or perhaps tomorrow morning at the very latest, and yet I know it's going to feel like taking a belt sander to the inside of my own throat.

I get the feeling this would be really handy if I were dieting right now. As it stand now, though, it's really not.

Is this gonna end in diarrhea, or...
CHITORYU! Quit prompting Art to talk about his butthole!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7261 on: April 30, 2014, 01:47:50 am »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on April 30, 2014, 01:24:54 am
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Being sick. Specifically the kind that results in a painfully sore throat. Case in point, my throat feels like it's covered in sandpaper, it hurts to swallow my own saliva and I'm starting to get really fucking hungry. I know I'm probably going to have to eat by the end of the day, or perhaps tomorrow morning at the very latest, and yet I know it's going to feel like taking a belt sander to the inside of my own throat.

I get the feeling this would be really handy if I were dieting right now. As it stand now, though, it's really not.

Is this gonna end in diarrhea, or...

So far, no. Personally, I'm inclined to hope that it stays that way.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7262 on: April 30, 2014, 07:34:16 am »
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UP, how old are you, if you don't mind my asking?

And Rav: I envy you. Most of my childhood and early adolescence took place in the 90s, so all of the awful pop music is seared into my memory. I still remember my friends going insane over 98º and O-Town, two bands that I honestly believe were worse than Bieber.

Eh?  I'm 24.  I said I choose to ignore it, not that I don't remember.  I was around when post-Michael Jackson pop came on the scene.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7263 on: April 30, 2014, 10:47:44 am »
I know. I envy your ability to block it out.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7264 on: April 30, 2014, 05:53:30 pm »
I hate when I sit down to eat dinner and someone decides to play 20 questions about what I'm eating.  I want to eat, not stop and answer all your questions about my food.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7265 on: April 30, 2014, 07:21:06 pm »
There is a largish, bony ginger cat ON MY FACE
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7266 on: April 30, 2014, 08:34:54 pm »
Huh, you got lucky. I can't scare up any pussy at all, lately... ::)
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7267 on: April 30, 2014, 10:28:11 pm »
There's a fucking obnoxious noise and I can't figure out what it is.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7268 on: April 30, 2014, 11:24:14 pm »
Quote from: mellenORL on April 30, 2014, 08:34:54 pm
Huh, you got lucky. I can't scare up any pussy at all, lately... ::)
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7269 on: May 01, 2014, 11:01:51 am »
Quote from: mellenORL on April 30, 2014, 08:34:54 pm
Huh, you got lucky. I can't scare up any pussy at all, lately... ::)

I thought it was funny.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7270 on: May 01, 2014, 11:03:40 am »
So was Ghoti's response ;D! I was trolling him, after all....but with affection, and he knows that.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7271 on: May 01, 2014, 05:19:00 pm »
...I am burnt at this point I'm tired of high school and of my classmates, some how my school has ruined my love of learning and I just want to get 11th grade and 12th grade over but I can't stand to be in that place for another year.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7272 on: May 01, 2014, 06:17:15 pm »
Les Habitants, go home.


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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7273 on: May 01, 2014, 08:32:25 pm »
Quote from: mellenORL on May 01, 2014, 11:03:40 am
So was Ghoti's response ;D! I was trolling him, after all....but with affection, and he knows that.
Grumble, grumble... Take yer stupid trollin' somewheres else, cuz' there's only SUPER SERIOUS FOLK hereabout.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7274 on: May 02, 2014, 11:33:46 am »
Was looking around for surplus AK gear to purchase and came across AK47 World. Looked like it would be the equivalent of 7.62x54r.net for AKs. Boy was I wrong.

The guy who runs it is a complete wingnut asshole, the kind who makes all his text way too big and includes too many exclamation points. It reads like a conspiracy theorist page about AKs.

The kicker? He randomly included this in a page talking about magazines:

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(btw, Robert Johnson hides behind his Mommy & promised AK47world 20 gas tubes & never delivered on them & then lets his Mommy take his calls because he's not 'Man' enough to answer his own phone & AKFiles 'Board Fairies' most of whom either live in their Mommie's basements, or don't have jobs, want to 'cwy' if you use other people's images on your site - like is done millions of times a day on Facebook - so one of their Douchebags in Texas at (903) 908-7820 called here 16 times - twice at 11 & 12 pm says the owner of AK47World is the 'laughing stock' of the internet - while he calls 16 times to 'cwy' about AK47World = Whaaaaaaaaaa !!!)

Edit: Take a look at this page.
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