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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2014, 03:48:02 pm »
Y'know, maybe this Drain guy is saying that people who are saying Fred Phelps is near death are misinformed because Phelps has already died.

And...how would Drain know about this unless---
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #46 on: March 19, 2014, 08:23:31 pm »
Quote from: Stormwarden on March 19, 2014, 12:44:36 am
Second post because relevance, that's why:

http://cjonline.com/news/2014-03-17/elders-excommunicate-phelps-after-power-struggle-call-kindness-within-church?hesnotgay

From the looks of it, Fred Phelps tried to become a voice of reason. Too little, too late. Shelley Phelps-Roper is also out of power, replaced by a council of elders. Pretty sad when a lunatic like Fred becomes the voice of reason in the whole thing. My theory is that right now they're doing spin control.

WOW! They even kicked out SHIRLEY! The two main head honchos of the hate cult kicked out! If Fred & Shirley aren't psychotically hateful enough, lord knows what these Elders are!
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #47 on: March 19, 2014, 08:59:07 pm »
Quote from: SpukiKitty on March 19, 2014, 08:23:31 pm
Quote from: Stormwarden on March 19, 2014, 12:44:36 am
Second post because relevance, that's why:

http://cjonline.com/news/2014-03-17/elders-excommunicate-phelps-after-power-struggle-call-kindness-within-church?hesnotgay

From the looks of it, Fred Phelps tried to become a voice of reason. Too little, too late. Shelley Phelps-Roper is also out of power, replaced by a council of elders. Pretty sad when a lunatic like Fred becomes the voice of reason in the whole thing. My theory is that right now they're doing spin control.

WOW! They even kicked out SHIRLEY! The two main head honchos of the hate cult kicked out! If Fred & Shirley aren't psychotically hateful enough, lord knows what these Elders are!

It could only get worse if they used black magic to ressurect hitler.
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #48 on: March 19, 2014, 09:40:28 pm »
They may have given themselves the kiss of death for their cult, if they don't know what they're doing. Right now, what I'm seeing is their attempt at spin control. What if Fred knows something the others don't?
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2014, 05:45:31 am »
Wait did they kick Shirley out or just reduce her power?  I really find it odd that Shirley was even able to hold her own in a power struggle in that church at all, considering Paul's rather harsh words on the subject of women having an active role in the Church.
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #50 on: March 20, 2014, 07:27:26 am »
Quote from: fancy_kitten on March 20, 2014, 05:45:31 am
Wait did they kick Shirley out or just reduce her power?  I really find it odd that Shirley was even able to hold her own in a power struggle in that church at all, considering Paul's rather harsh words on the subject of women having an active role in the Church.

Frums are never known for their consistency.

"Women are baby machines/maids/sex dolls & should have no power....except when they're U.S. Senators or State Governors or outspoken horse-faced blonde pundits in stilettos & small tight miniskirts or televangelists or Phyllis Schlafly or......"

I guess those guys kicked Fred & Shirley out because they really took Fred's anti-woman stance to heart and figured Fred was not really "elect" since he wanted to make an exception for his daughter.

The fact that Fred started the "church" and taught all they know (despite being 'proven invalid', thus negating everything) never occurred to these guys.....but the whole thing's a weird "Catch 22/Chicken & Egg" thing & frums are hypocrites by nature.
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #51 on: March 20, 2014, 12:28:24 pm »
He's dead.

Ironbite-so we want to put the grandstand over his tombstone or a little bit behind so there's more room for the dancefloor?
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #52 on: March 20, 2014, 01:10:39 pm »
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #53 on: March 20, 2014, 01:31:50 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on March 20, 2014, 12:28:24 pm
He's dead.

Ironbite-so we want to put the grandstand over his tombstone or a little bit behind so there's more room for the dancefloor?
He's not even worth the effort.
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #54 on: March 20, 2014, 01:46:19 pm »
Rest in...silence. Seriously, I hope this means after the initial hubbub of his passing dies down their excuse for a church fades away to irrelevancy where it belongs.
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #55 on: March 20, 2014, 01:46:37 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on March 20, 2014, 12:28:24 pm
He's dead.

Ironbite-so we want to put the grandstand over his tombstone or a little bit behind so there's more room for the dancefloor?
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #56 on: March 20, 2014, 02:36:45 pm »
Quote from: Ultimate Paragon on March 20, 2014, 01:46:37 pm
Quote from: ironbite on March 20, 2014, 12:28:24 pm
He's dead.

Ironbite-so we want to put the grandstand over his tombstone or a little bit behind so there's more room for the dancefloor?
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #57 on: March 20, 2014, 02:51:56 pm »
Maybe the church will crawl up into it's own asshole and die.

One can only hope.
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #58 on: March 20, 2014, 03:05:47 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on March 20, 2014, 12:28:24 pm
He's dead.

Ironbite-so we want to put the grandstand over his tombstone or a little bit behind so there's more room for the dancefloor?

And it's official. Time for me to create a graphic of how many days he's in Hell.

Just kidding......but since I believe in an afterlife, I'd imagine it wouldn't be all that faboo for Freddy, here.

Not being a maniac, I believe a stay in Inferno is a temporary purgatorial thing for nasty folks. Eternal damnation is the most sicko doctrine ever!
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Re: Fred Phelps is apparently near death
« Reply #59 on: March 20, 2014, 03:22:48 pm »
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