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Title: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: Witchyjoshy on June 01, 2012, 12:30:45 am: Since this meme has been running around right wing circles lately, let's give it the "Create a Fox News Headline" treatment.

Also doubles as the "Create a strawman" thread.

Example:

Liberals...
Believe in allowing Terrorists (Muslims) the freedom of religion
Don't believe in allowing Christians the freedom to fight terrorists.
Liberal Logic (Yes, they really are that stupid)

Your turn! *reaches through the screen and points directly at YOU*
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: Cataclysm on June 01, 2012, 01:29:30 am: Liberals...
Believe that fetuses are clumps of unliving matter
Also believe that trees are sentient living human beings
Liberal Logic (Yes they really are that stupid)
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 01, 2012, 04:12:03 pm: Liberals...
Believe that Islam is the greatest religion ever
Also hate God, Jesus, Christians, and everything about Christianity
Liberal Logic (Yes they really are that stupid)
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on June 01, 2012, 04:42:59 pm: Liberals...
Criticize Christian Politicians
Won't Criticize Obama For Being A Muslim
Liberal Logic (Yes, they really are that stupid)
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: nickiknack on June 02, 2012, 07:51:38 pm: Liberals...
Believe in a Social Safety Net
Don't believe in hard work
Liberal Logic (Yes, they really are that stupid)
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on June 02, 2012, 07:53:46 pm: Liberals...
Eliminated school prayer
Wonder why violence rates are going up
Liberal Logic (Yes, they really are that stupid)
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: Cataclysm on June 02, 2012, 08:20:02 pm: Liberals...
Believe that Trayvon Martin (Picture of "Middle Finger guy who's a different guy")was a righteous hero
Don't believe that Jesus is a hero
Liberal Logic (Yes, they really are that stupid)
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: Hoplite on June 02, 2012, 09:23:02 pm: Liberals...
Believe that the Earth is older than 6000 years old.
Think that Fox News is Unfair and Unbalanced.
Liberal Logic (Yes, they really are that stupid)
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: StallChaser on June 08, 2012, 06:26:18 am: Liberals...
Believe there's a war on women just because laws are being passed that defund their health care, enable pay discrimination, and remove protections from domestic violence/rape.
Don't believe there's a war on Christianity, Christmas, marriage, family values, or corporations, just because there are no actual examples of any those things being prevented.
Liberal Logic (Yes, they really are that stupid)
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: Cataclysm on June 22, 2012, 04:03:20 pm: Liberals...
Believe hot-blooded vagina-loving men be forced to serve in the military alongside women and the icky icky gay people
Don't believe the draft is constitutional
Liberal Logic (Yes, they really are that stupid)
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: Random Gal on June 22, 2012, 11:19:39 pm: Liberals...
Think everyone has a right to look at porn.
Want the Bible to be banned as "hate speech."
Liberal Logic (Yes, they really are that stupid)
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: QueenofHearts on June 23, 2012, 06:03:26 pm: Liberals.....
Want to abolish the death penalty and pardon Charles Manson
Want to mandate that gay men have abortions
Liberal Logic (Yes, they really are that stupid)
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: Witchyjoshy on June 23, 2012, 08:25:21 pm: Quote from: QueenofHearts on June 23, 2012, 06:03:26 pm
Liberals.....
Want to abolish the death penalty and pardon Charles Manson
Want to mandate that gay men have abortions
Liberal Logic (Yes, they really are that stupid)

I don't even O_o
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: Cataclysm on June 24, 2012, 01:46:47 am: I agree that was pretty far out. Do you think you can explain it?

Liberals...
Think beaners should take all out jobs.
Don't think that CEOs (A.K.A. JAWB CREATRZ) should be able to outsource to China and India
Liberal Logic (Yes, they really are that stupid)
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: Auri-El on June 25, 2012, 12:46:56 am: Quote from: QueenofHearts on June 23, 2012, 06:03:26 pm
Liberals.....
Want to abolish the death penalty and pardon Charles Manson
Want to mandate that gay men have abortions
Liberal Logic (Yes, they really are that stupid)

I think you win the internet.

Liberals...
want to make everyone vegan because killing animals is murder
have no problem with abortion
Liberal logic (yes they are that stupid)
Title: Re: The Liberal Logic Thread (Or: Create A Strawman Thread)
Post by: Cataclysm on July 01, 2012, 11:57:27 pm: Liberals...
Think Iran should have a nuclear weapon because the USA has one
Think the USA should disarm nuclear weapons.
Liberal logic (yes they are that stupid)