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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4170 on: June 18, 2013, 10:10:17 am »
So I'm watching porn, and in the intro of this one video, I hear a tune that I know I've heard before, but can't remember where it's from and it's bugging the hell out of me. Now I'm not going to be able to even get a hard-on, much less have a satisfactory fap until I figure out where I know that goddamn song from.

Sigh, yet another way in which porn music just flat out ruins an otherwise perfectly good porno.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4171 on: June 18, 2013, 10:23:25 am »
I know it's been awhile, but how they moved the reblogging, edit, and liking functions to the bottom, really annoys me. Also I went to a nearby cemetery today, and someone actually placed a Ron Paul sign on someone's grave. If someone ever did that to my grave, even if I did support him, my corpse would reanimate and I'll go and smack them upside their heads. Sorry, but placing political sign on someone's grave seems to be tacky and in bad taste.

Agreed. On both counts.

On the tumblr thing tho at least it means if you're reading a long post and want to reblog it you don't have to scroll back up.

I actually like the new Tumblr edit for that very reason, at least for the dashboard. It would have been better to leave the buttons on top in the queue. Reordering posts is a bit of a pain in the ass with the new system.

Yeah. I use Xkit so I don't really have problems with the queue if I want to reorder it. I just hit shuffle. Unless there's a specific order I want, anyways.

I'm not sure about having infinite scroll in the queue though. My computer has never liked infinite scroll for anything.

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« Reply #4172 on: June 18, 2013, 05:14:03 pm »
My mom just made a point to tell me that someone was stabbed in broad daylight in Times Square. I know what you're hinting at mom, you semi-yelled at me because I'm going to the NY Comic Con, by myself. I'm 30 fucking years old, the way you're acting I'm surprised you let me go to work by myself.

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« Reply #4173 on: June 18, 2013, 05:17:37 pm »
verb тянуть

pull, draw, haul, drag
lay a cable
draw a wire
drawl, drag out speak slowly
drag out, delay, protract, procrastinate
make go, force to go
weigh
draw up
squeeze, extort
long for


I hate this verb...

>delay
>make go

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« Reply #4174 on: June 18, 2013, 06:52:24 pm »
My mom just made a point to tell me that someone was stabbed in broad daylight in Times Square. I know what you're hinting at mom, you semi-yelled at me because I'm going to the NY Comic Con, by myself. I'm 30 fucking years old, the way you're acting I'm surprised you let me go to work by myself.

Point out to her that New York City has one of the lowest crime rates of any major city, on par with Boise, and that you're more likely to be in danger in your own house than you are on the streets of Manhattan.

I've spent about a month total in that city over the past 4 years and I'll be going for another 9 days in December this year. I'm very experienced when it comes to NYC, and I tend to get extra annoyed by people who are wrong about it.
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« Reply #4175 on: June 18, 2013, 08:12:54 pm »
She knows, my sister has worked in NYC for at least 15 years, I think a lot of it is that I'm the youngest, and it makes her more over protective of me.

That being said, it annoys me that I'm not too fond of my only solid pink shirt. I might just buy a cheap solid pink one for my future costume.

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« Reply #4176 on: June 18, 2013, 09:28:35 pm »
Ah, the great pizza/sub debate. The best pizza place in town has lousy subs. The best sub place has crappy pizza.  Whenever we have company this always comes up.

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« Reply #4177 on: June 18, 2013, 09:29:18 pm »
This Bissell is the worst vacuum cleaner in the world. It's the only product I've ever owned that's so irretrievably broken out of the box that I left a negative review on the company website.

See, the hose that connects from the bottom of the vacuum to the collector inside has to go outside the vacuum and connect to the back of the body. But the hose doesn't actually lock into the back! It's just got two tiny plastic tabs on the end of the hose that fit into slots, but don't lock into place in any way. Even tilting the vacuum backwards as normal so you can push it often causes the hose to fall out, promptly spraying whatever was being picked up at your face at high velocity.

To make it even more slapstick bad, the hose can be "attached" upside-down with the wrong tabs in the wrong slots. But it locks even less, so it'll likely fall out immediately. Unfortunately, it tends to ALSO fall out immediately in the proper position. So you never know if you've got it "right" until you finally get it to stay there without breaking apart.

This is the only vacuum I know that attempts to disassemble itself when you don't touch it.
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« Reply #4178 on: June 19, 2013, 03:47:03 am »
This is the only vacuum I know that attempts to disassemble itself when you don't touch it.

It's clearly a rejected Decepticon or something
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« Reply #4179 on: June 19, 2013, 06:57:28 am »
This is the only vacuum I know that attempts to disassemble itself when you don't touch it.

It's clearly a rejected Decepticon or something

It's Floorsuck, Starscream's retarded cousin.

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« Reply #4180 on: June 19, 2013, 08:32:21 am »
My mom just made a point to tell me that someone was stabbed in broad daylight in Times Square. I know what you're hinting at mom, you semi-yelled at me because I'm going to the NY Comic Con, by myself. I'm 30 fucking years old, the way you're acting I'm surprised you let me go to work by myself.

That reminds me of my mums step dad. My aunt went on a holiday to America when she was in her 20s and the last thing her dad said to her before she went was "Try not to get raped and murdered".

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4181 on: June 19, 2013, 11:27:20 am »
I bought a stand for my Nook but it turns out my nook is too small for it. So I have to lay it on its side to fit in the stand.

Bah. The box said it would fit most e-readers. Guess my Nook isn't most.

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« Reply #4182 on: June 19, 2013, 02:41:44 pm »
I'm pretty sure I argued myself into supporting license-less gun ownership on the way to work last night.
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« Reply #4183 on: June 19, 2013, 05:34:00 pm »
I'm pretty sure I argued myself into supporting license-less gun ownership on the way to work last night.

...How? O_o
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« Reply #4184 on: June 20, 2013, 12:21:11 pm »
I'm pretty sure I argued myself into supporting license-less gun ownership on the way to work last night.

...How? O_o
I really don't know. I was thinking something along the lines of wanting to go to a range and try shooting one of the damn things, and that lead to realizing I'd be a little uncomfortable owning one, and having the gov't know that I owned a gun, and the specific details about it.
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