Things That Annoy You

[Shane for Wax]

Nah, I'm too lame for coke. Just plain, over-the-counter T1s for me.

But seriously, can someone come over here with a pair of pliers and rip this tooth out for me? TIA.

Come down way South and you can have my percocet? And then dad and I can do the ol' college try at removin' that tooth.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Nah, I'm too lame for coke. Just plain, over-the-counter T1s for me.

But seriously, can someone come over here with a pair of pliers and rip this tooth out for me? TIA.

Come down way South and you can have my percocet? And then dad and I can do the ol' college try at removin' that tooth.

Oi, we can have a good old fashioned home dentistry party. Followed by the dash to the emergency room party, then the "Shit, why did I do this in a country that doesn't have public health care?" party, and finally the "Wanted in the state of Georgia for failure to pay medical bills" party.

But it would be worth it to hang out with you, and get rid of this tooth.

[Art Vandelay]

If you want quick and cheap dentistry, there's always the Jackass method. Tie some really strong fishing line around your tooth, tie the other end to a friend's car, have said friend floor it and you'll be tooth-free within ten seconds.

[Sleepy]

Or just go with the Castaway method. I'm sure all Canadians have ice skates.

[Shane for Wax]

Nah, I'm too lame for coke. Just plain, over-the-counter T1s for me.

But seriously, can someone come over here with a pair of pliers and rip this tooth out for me? TIA.

Come down way South and you can have my percocet? And then dad and I can do the ol' college try at removin' that tooth.

Oi, we can have a good old fashioned home dentistry party. Followed by the dash to the emergency room party, then the "Shit, why did I do this in a country that doesn't have public health care?" party, and finally the "Wanted in the state of Georgia for failure to pay medical bills" party.

But it would be worth it to hang out with you, and get rid of this tooth.

It would, wouldn't it? It does sound like a mighty fun adventure. Why not with friends? :3

[SimSim]

Getting stuck behind tractor trailers and fracking tracks on mountain roads.

[Her3tiK]

Just found out that I need a $360 software package for a class that starts today. Tuition and other supplies have already put me (or, rather, my parents) over budget. To make things better, if I don't have my first assignment for this class turned in next week, I'm automatically dropped, meaning I'm not full time, meaning I can't get claimed as a dependent, meaning my classes can't be used as a tax write-off, and it effectively becomes even more expensive to go to school. Why must there be so much bullshit attached to trying to get an education?

[Witchyjoshy]

Because money.

[Her3tiK]

No kidding. Just found out the course material is $100 more than the teacher said.

God I hate this country.

[Zygarde]

...I hate homework, I hate it with a passion I usually reserved for people who have wronged me.

[Søren]

When youre counting your weekly expenses, and theres 10 bucks that you cant remember spending anywhere

[nickiknack]

Customers that can't seem to get a handle on how to work a credit/debit card.
Also I went by the board that has what movies are playing at the local theater, and it actually list KICKASS 2 as KICKA** 2. Seriously, who is going to get offended by the word ass being spelled out??

[Ghoti]

I'm completely DONE with being the black sheep in this household. My younger siblings get to say whatever they want to me - including "Hey, faggot, why don't you...", "[Will] watches My Little Pony! [Will]'s a horsefucker!", and "Why doesn't [Will] have to do anything?" - while I'm not allowed a simple "Shut up". When I do say anything, my parents are all "You need to learn to not hear them, it's not that hard" (what the fuck does that even mean? "Deafen yourself"?) or "They're not bothering you, so you have no reason to be upset" (clearly they are bothering me, because I wasn't bothered before I walked into the room and now I'm bothered.)

[RavynousHunter]

Well, you can always punch them, that typically shuts little shits like that up pretty god damned quick.  Family or no, there's zero excuse for being a prick, and if you want to be a prick, you should have no problems getting your face stomped in like its fucking Hotline Miami.

Note that I'm not serious about beating them half to death, just...fuck people who think sharing the same DNA gives one free reign to be a complete dickhead to someone else.

[PosthumanHeresy]

I'm completely DONE with being the black sheep in this household. My younger siblings get to say whatever they want to me - including "Hey, faggot, why don't you...", "[Will] watches My Little Pony! [Will]'s a horsefucker!", and "Why doesn't [Will] have to do anything?" - while I'm not allowed a simple "Shut up". When I do say anything, my parents are all "You need to learn to not hear them, it's not that hard" (what the fuck does that even mean? "Deafen yourself"?) or "They're not bothering you, so you have no reason to be upset" (clearly they are bothering me, because I wasn't bothered before I walked into the room and now I'm bothered.)

My best advice is music with headphones or earbuds. My girlfriend's mother and her siblings are exactly the same, and that (and hitting them and making them scared of her) is what she does. So yeah, music, because I doubt you're gonna get away with abusing them.