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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1890 on: August 12, 2012, 09:08:22 am »
I don't hate them, despite preferring larger breeds. However, a lot of the owners -- not all, mind you, but a fair chunk of them -- are fucking idiots who don't realize that they're still dogs, and need to be treated as such.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1892 on: August 12, 2012, 03:20:37 pm »
I don't hate them, despite preferring larger breeds. However, a lot of the owners -- not all, mind you, but a fair chunk of them -- are fucking idiots who don't realize that they're still dogs, and need to be treated as such.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1893 on: August 12, 2012, 05:41:40 pm »
I ever get another dog, its gonna be a husky.  No two ways about it, because huskies kick ass.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1894 on: August 12, 2012, 07:27:36 pm »
I ever get another dog, its gonna be a husky.  No two ways about it, because huskies kick ass.

Huskies are Beautiful.
I'm more of a small dog person, but if I ever get a larger dog, it would be a Greyhound.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1895 on: August 12, 2012, 07:42:13 pm »
Nearly got in a wreck on the way home when some lady, who was using her left hand to hold her cell against her right ear, drove all over the road, nearly missing me several times.  She also had a, "Yes on 2!" bumper sticker.  what is with people with political bumper stickers who driver like complete morons (This goes for both Republicans and Democrats.  I've been near-missed by a few with Obama stickers as well.)?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1896 on: August 12, 2012, 07:46:16 pm »
I'll just say this: I can't stand tiny dogs.  (Chihuahuas, terriers, and the like.)

I ever get another dog, its gonna be a husky.  No two ways about it, because huskies kick ass.

I don't mind small dogs. If I had a small dog, it would either be a Maltese or an Havanese. But if I had a big dog, I think I'd have an Afghan or Pit.

For sure though, I will never in my life own a Cocker Spaniel. I hate those dogs so much. Along with Wheatens. Fucking assholes.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1897 on: August 12, 2012, 08:01:59 pm »
My dog's "girlfriend" is a Wheaten, that is one hyper dog.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1898 on: August 12, 2012, 09:44:50 pm »
I'll just say this: I can't stand tiny dogs.  (Chihuahuas, terriers, and the like.)

I ever get another dog, its gonna be a husky.  No two ways about it, because huskies kick ass.

I don't mind small dogs. If I had a small dog, it would either be a Maltese or an Havanese. But if I had a big dog, I think I'd have an Afghan or Pit.

For sure though, I will never in my life own a Cocker Spaniel. I hate those dogs so much. Along with Wheatens. Fucking assholes.

I've known several Cocker Spaniel's in my life. Not a one of them was tolerable. I like a nice even-tempered pooch.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1899 on: August 13, 2012, 03:03:20 am »
All the tiny dogs I've ever met were the loudest, most ear-lancing irritants I've ever come across.  They'll bark at fucking everything, they barked more than Dupre did, and I'd caught him barking at god damned leaves.  In his defense, he was very old round that time, so he was probably going a little bit nuts.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1900 on: August 13, 2012, 04:08:08 pm »
Bugs and spiders.  I've hated them for years, but it seems there are a lot hiding in my bed recently. I've got a huge bite on my shoulder and one on my nipple.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1901 on: August 13, 2012, 08:40:21 pm »
Bugs and spiders.  I've hated them for years, but it seems there are a lot hiding in my bed recently. I've got a huge bite on my shoulder and one on my nipple.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1902 on: August 13, 2012, 09:09:33 pm »
Went to a going away party for one of my friends, where another friend announced that she will also be going away, and that I don't have a chance with the woman I've had a crush on for the past year. Yay...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1903 on: August 14, 2012, 01:00:43 am »
This cute, really nerdy girl I had a crush on in high school JUST flew back to Colorado this morning before I could work up the courage to ask if she wanted to go see a movie. Fuck.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1904 on: August 14, 2012, 09:13:32 am »
When I get the urge to play an old game, but can't find the disk no matter how hard I search.