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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #75 on: April 30, 2013, 12:58:26 pm »
I'D FOOL AROUND WITH LOKI!

Ironbite-dude ain't picky after all.

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #76 on: April 30, 2013, 01:15:49 pm »
While we're talking on the subject of Loki, BEST LOKI BLOG EVER.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #77 on: April 30, 2013, 02:29:05 pm »
I'D FOOL AROUND WITH LOKI!

Ironbite-dude ain't picky after all.
Understatement of the year.  Dude got impregnated by a workhorse, after all.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #78 on: April 30, 2013, 03:02:32 pm »
I'D FOOL AROUND WITH LOKI!

Ironbite-dude ain't picky after all.
Understatement of the year.  Dude got impregnated by a workhorse, after all.


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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #79 on: April 30, 2013, 03:25:38 pm »
which Odin then used as his horse

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #80 on: April 30, 2013, 07:30:05 pm »
Sleipnir?  I believe the horse had 6 or 8 legs too.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #81 on: April 30, 2013, 07:37:34 pm »
Sleipnir?  I believe the horse had 6 or 8 legs too.

Eight.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #82 on: April 30, 2013, 07:37:49 pm »
A 22-year-old dating a 16-year-old sounds pretty damn creepy.
Creepy, yes.  But still legal in some states.
...which states have legal age limits for dating?
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« Reply #83 on: April 30, 2013, 08:10:15 pm »
A 22-year-old dating a 16-year-old sounds pretty damn creepy.
Creepy, yes.  But still legal in some states.
...which states have legal age limits for dating?

Depending on how far your relationship goes and the exact age, you can get arrested and placed on a sex offender's list for being in a relationship with a minor. Even simply looking like you're in a romantic relationship with a minor can get you in handcuffs if there's too much of a discrepancy in age. Sexual laws tend to have very little leeway apart from stated exceptions in the books (like whether minors can have sex with each other and how low it goes; I believe Mexico allows minors to have sex with someone up to 4 years younger than them, with a hard limit of 12 years old and nothing below that), and someone who makes out with a high school student gets put on the same list as the one who fiddled the neighbor's toddler.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #84 on: April 30, 2013, 08:51:24 pm »
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #85 on: April 30, 2013, 10:14:36 pm »
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.

Dinner and a movie?  Dinner, movie, and a drive in the countryside?  Dinner and a blowjob?  Dinner, a movie, and a blowjob in the theater?  Movie and a blowjob?  Drive in the countryside and a blowjob?  Blowjob, dinner, then torching an orphanage?  Dinner, torching a hospital, then fucking on the ashes and dead bodies?  A night on the sofa spent coming up with crazy ideas like this?
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #86 on: April 30, 2013, 10:19:55 pm »
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.

Dinner and a movie?  Dinner, movie, and a drive in the countryside?  Dinner and a blowjob?  Dinner, a movie, and a blowjob in the theater?  Movie and a blowjob?  Drive in the countryside and a blowjob?  Blowjob, dinner, then torching an orphanage?  Dinner, torching a hospital, then fucking on the ashes and dead bodies?  A night on the sofa spent coming up with crazy ideas like this?

You mean just coming up with these ideas in general, or doing so while sitting in this forum?

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #87 on: April 30, 2013, 10:22:41 pm »
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.

Dinner and a movie?  Dinner, movie, and a drive in the countryside?  Dinner and a blowjob?  Dinner, a movie, and a blowjob in the theater?  Movie and a blowjob?  Drive in the countryside and a blowjob?  Blowjob, dinner, then torching an orphanage?  Dinner, torching a hospital, then fucking on the ashes and dead bodies?  A night on the sofa spent coming up with crazy ideas like this?

Generally, a dating relationship is defined as a romantic or intimate social relationship between two individuals that is determined by the facts ineach case, such as the length of the relationship, the type of the relationship, the frequency of interaction between the two individuals involved in the relationship.

http://definitions.uslegal.com/d/dating-relationship/

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #88 on: April 30, 2013, 10:24:02 pm »
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.

Dinner and a movie?  Dinner, movie, and a drive in the countryside?  Dinner and a blowjob?  Dinner, a movie, and a blowjob in the theater?  Movie and a blowjob?  Drive in the countryside and a blowjob?  Blowjob, dinner, then torching an orphanage?  Dinner, torching a hospital, then fucking on the ashes and dead bodies?  A night on the sofa spent coming up with crazy ideas like this?

You mean just coming up with these ideas in general, or doing so while sitting in this forum?

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #89 on: April 30, 2013, 11:14:50 pm »
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.

Dinner and a movie?  Dinner, movie, and a drive in the countryside?  Dinner and a blowjob?  Dinner, a movie, and a blowjob in the theater?  Movie and a blowjob?  Drive in the countryside and a blowjob?  Blowjob, dinner, then torching an orphanage?  Dinner, torching a hospital, then fucking on the ashes and dead bodies?  A night on the sofa spent coming up with crazy ideas like this?

If you're going for Dinner and then sex, if you are preparing the meal, and it's spicy, make sure you get all of the spices cleaned away, I have a friend who basically once didn't get all the spices cleaned off her hands, and had as she put it best the most unpleasant sex ever.