Author Topic: Man with strange name arrested a second time  (Read 8825 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Valerius

  • Pope
  • ****
  • Posts: 444
  • Gender: Male
  • Gentlemen.
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2013, 02:37:58 pm »
If I changed my name, I'd drop half my surname. Compound surnames are annoying (plus they sound pretentious).

But not as pretentious as people who have who have like 5 middle names on top of a hyphenated surname.

Offline Sigmaleph

  • Ungodlike
  • Administrator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3615
    • sigmaleph on tumblr
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2013, 06:17:29 pm »
Oh :(

I just noticed that could be seen as a response to you, but I didn't mean it that way. The pretentiousness is a particularity of my societal context, where people with double Spanish surnames are assumed to be descendants of old money families who own vast expanses of land (I'm not, I just happen to have that sort of name). Doesn't really apply to compound names due to marriage (or most other reasons).
Σא

Offline Osama bin Bambi

  • The Black Witch
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 10167
  • Gender: Female
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2013, 08:20:27 pm »
If I changed my name, I'd drop half my surname. Compound surnames are annoying (plus they sound pretentious).

But not as pretentious as people who have who have like 5 middle names on top of a hyphenated surname.

Once I was hanging out with a bunch of people who came from a rural area, and a lot of them had two or three middle names, on top of the fact that their parents add things like "Lee" or "Ann" to the end of their first names. I don't know if it has anything to do with where they came from, but it made me and my measly little name feel rather inadequate.

I've only seen hyphenated surnames used for egalitarian purposes (i.e., in egalitarian opposite-sex marriages or in same-sex marriages where no one wants to give up their surname). It does cause problems, however, when two people with hyphenated surnames want to get married.
Formerly known as Eva-Beatrice and Wykked Wytch.

Quote from: sandman
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.

Offline chitoryu12

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 4009
  • Gender: Male
  • Tax-Payer Rhino
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2013, 08:44:55 pm »
I've got two middle names as a family tradition: every male in my father's family is given the second middle name of "Stewart". My dad's family is old money Scottish.
Still can't think of a signature a year later.

Offline Witchyjoshy

  • SHITLORD THUNDERBASTARD!!
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 9044
  • Gender: Male
  • Thinks he's a bard
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2013, 09:36:01 pm »
Oh :(

I just noticed that could be seen as a response to you, but I didn't mean it that way. The pretentiousness is a particularity of my societal context, where people with double Spanish surnames are assumed to be descendants of old money families who own vast expanses of land (I'm not, I just happen to have that sort of name). Doesn't really apply to compound names due to marriage (or most other reasons).

Oh :)
Mockery of ideas you don't comprehend or understand is the surest mark of unintelligence.

Even the worst union is better than the best Walmart.

Caladur's Active Character Sheet

Offline chitoryu12

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 4009
  • Gender: Male
  • Tax-Payer Rhino
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2013, 09:39:08 pm »
Am I the only one with broken smileys?

It seems to be trying to load them from the old FSTDT address.
Still can't think of a signature a year later.

Offline Silhouette

  • Neonate
  • *
  • Posts: 32
  • Something clever belongs here...
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2013, 09:42:35 pm »
Am I the only one with broken smileys?

It seems to be trying to load them from the old FSTDT address.


I see squares with text symbols.
WTF should I put here?!               was gaptt

Offline PosthumanHeresy

  • Directing Scenes for Celebritarian Needs
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2626
  • Gender: Male
  • Whatever doesn't kill you is gonna leave a scar
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2013, 01:18:08 am »
I too have smilies more broken than Congress.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

Offline lord gibbon

  • That Weird Guy in the Corner
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 868
  • Gender: Male
  • living trivia machine
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2013, 02:03:35 am »
That seems to be the consensus. My smilies are broken as well.
Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior, Hannibal Barca?

Quote from: Seneca
Religion is regarded by the common man as true, by the wise man as false, and by the powerful man as useful
Yeah, if the pagans are so smart, why did Jesus invade Pagan-land on the back of a dragon and kill them all!

Offline Lithp

  • Official FSTDT Spokesman
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1339
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2013, 02:09:25 am »
"Felony drug charges have been filed against...no."

Offline Meshakhad

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2205
  • Gender: Male
  • The Night Is Dark And Full Of Terrors... Like Me
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2013, 03:53:34 am »
I have thought about changing my last name. All I'd do is drop the apostrophe, which has caused me no end of problems. But I figured that changing it would only make things worse.
G-d's Kingdom Is A Hate-Free Zone

Quote from: Reploid Productions
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.

Quote from: Meshakhad
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!

Offline Lithp

  • Official FSTDT Spokesman
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1339
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2013, 03:58:35 am »
Is your last name "Y'golonac"?

Offline PosthumanHeresy

  • Directing Scenes for Celebritarian Needs
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2626
  • Gender: Male
  • Whatever doesn't kill you is gonna leave a scar
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2013, 04:14:52 am »
Is your last name "Y'golonac"?
Or "W'rkncacnter"?
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

Offline Meshakhad

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2205
  • Gender: Male
  • The Night Is Dark And Full Of Terrors... Like Me
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2013, 04:23:35 am »
No. All I'll say is that it's one of the more common Irish surnames.
G-d's Kingdom Is A Hate-Free Zone

Quote from: Reploid Productions
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.

Quote from: Meshakhad
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!

Offline Lithp

  • Official FSTDT Spokesman
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1339
Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2013, 04:25:28 am »
Mc'racistdrunkjoke?