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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #105 on: October 20, 2013, 03:48:57 am »
"If you want to speak English, go back to England."

Actually, I'd say that if you want to speak bastardized German, you should go back to Germany. Fucking Anglo-Saxons, driving out the Celts then pretending they were always here.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #106 on: October 21, 2013, 06:25:58 pm »

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Re: Not Always Thread
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Re: Not Always Thread
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #110 on: October 22, 2013, 06:26:02 pm »
I re-read that one sometimes when I see something to make me sad. It makes me feel better. c:

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #112 on: October 28, 2013, 12:18:44 pm »
"Were you there?"

I would've countered with, "were You?"

I mean, if you come home to find your sneakers chewed up and your dog in the corner still munching on one, are you going to guess it was the dog or say, "It was a ghost!"

If you had left a camera behind and it showed the dog eating your sneaker, do you still say, "GHOST!?"
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #113 on: October 28, 2013, 01:25:44 pm »
Ghost dog. But not like in the Goosebumps books.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #114 on: October 29, 2013, 02:59:55 pm »
What is, is not; what is not, is.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #115 on: October 30, 2013, 01:01:48 pm »
Reasons I'm sometimes scared to leave the house.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #117 on: October 30, 2013, 04:50:47 pm »
Am I the only one who highly doubt any of these actually happened?

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #118 on: October 30, 2013, 05:39:12 pm »
Am I the only one who highly doubt any of these actually happened?

I know at least one story on the site is true - the one I submitted.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #119 on: October 30, 2013, 07:31:45 pm »
Am I the only one who highly doubt any of these actually happened?

I think some are genuine, some are wholly made up, and some are "based on a true story". A witty reply you didn't think of until later, something you wanted to say but didn't have the guts, etc.
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