.....then the FBI, CIA and every other alphabet organization, in their intense research, caught this turkey, charged him with mass-murder & treason and sentenced him to DEATH!
The End! He doesn't even plant the bomb and just spends his time complaining about juice on /pol/
Ah! Okay, new ending.....
"....then the hard-hat guy snapped out of his daydream when he accidentally chomped on a seed in his freshly-squeezed orange juice!....He's not even a construction worker....just a sap who sits at home daydreaming while his wife brings home the bacon & cooks it! His wife suppresses the urge to bonk him with a frying pan."
(I have no idea what you meant by 'juice'. I guess /pol/ is a 4chan forum, right?)