I did further research in English history and did research on the Anglo Saxon period. After Æthelred I of Wessex died in 871, his brother Alfred the Great became King despite the fact that he had two sons who later fought to claim their rightful thrones but were defeated.
Æthelred’s descendant by 1066 was ironically Harold Godwinson. Since his legitimate sons didn’t seem to have heirs, I am now tracing the line of succession from his brother Tostig to find the rightful heir.
Because of this, I am now pissed off that the Catholic Church gave a blessing to William the Conqueror’s invasion and am converting to Anglicanism again. Now I can masturbate again!
I was also recently visited by my parallel self from a parallel universe and a wizard merged us into one causing me to have memories from the parallel universe so now I am going to write about what happened in that universe to promote the English monarchist legitimist cause and how the rightful heirs can be restored and to teach a lesson on extramarital sex. It often causes disasters, though it is rare that it causes a Kingdom to fall like it did in the parallel universe. There are probably parallel universes where Republics fell over a cuckold.