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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2012, 07:04:19 am »
"Big Pharma" might be the single dumbest phrase ever invented.

Nope.  "Creation science" has it beat by a mile.

I generally stop taking anyone seriously whenever they first mention "Big Pharma".

I prefer the term "pharmaceutical lobby".

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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2012, 03:28:04 pm »
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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2012, 11:07:26 am »
Any time AIDS is brought up around here I have to tell everyone, in detail, why it did not come from a gay guy butt fucking a monkey, and that being gay has nothing to do with it. Then there's people who think it's a good thing because "it kills all those damn niggers". 

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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2012, 01:31:11 pm »
Any time AIDS is brought up around here I have to tell everyone, in detail, why it did not come from a gay guy butt fucking a monkey, and that being gay has nothing to do with it. Then there's people who think it's a good thing because "it kills all those damn niggers". 

Have I mentioned that I really hate my state?

Don't worry. I have people who believe that it's only a disease of fags, prostitutes, and city folks so it's a good thing because it punishes them, so they don't need to protect themselves because it would never run rampant among religious country folks.  ::)
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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2012, 02:59:00 pm »
I have heard in my lifetime the following claims of "truth."

1. AIDS is an artificially created bioweapon designed by the government to kill blacks. According to this individual it was made by the same CIA scientists that made Sickle Cell Anemia, but they got it wrong and it ended up attacking the "gay gene" rather than the "black gene."

2. HIV is a harmless virus found in almost all humans and AIDS does not exist at all, but is a syndrome deliberately caused by doctors using a cocktail of toxic drugs in order to cheat the government out of money for bogus research.

3. AIDS can not be contracted by any kind of physical contact or behavior, but is one of the Biblical plagues that has been revived by God as direct punishment for sinners. The only way to get it is for God to plant the disease directly in you.

4. AIDS is an attempt by the white governments of the world to wipe out the population of Africa so they can sweep in and steal all of the natural resources.
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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2012, 03:42:01 pm »
Yeah I know about Christine Maggiore and Peter Duesberg and the rest of that scum. Duesberg peddled his whacky beliefs on Focal Point, the AFA radio show. Needless to say, Bryan Fischer ate it all up.

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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2012, 10:20:00 am »
Yeah I know about Christine Maggiore and Peter Duesberg and the rest of that scum. Duesberg peddled his whacky beliefs on Focal Point, the AFA radio show. Needless to say, Bryan Fischer ate it all up.
Why am I not surprised?

I always have this thing about conspiracy theorists. They believe in these things because they're more susceptible to this kind of shit; hence they usually believe a whole buffet of crazy ideas. Its rare to find a conspiracy theorist with only one misguided belief.

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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2012, 06:06:08 am »
4. AIDS is an attempt by the white governments of the world to wipe out the population of Africa so they can sweep in and steal all of the natural resources.

You can't blame them for being paranoid, though. I mean, white governments do love their natural resources and don't mind killing black people for them.
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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2012, 07:28:55 am »
"Big Pharma" might be the single dumbest phrase ever invented.

I generally stop taking anyone seriously whenever they first mention "Big Pharma".
Indeed. "Big _____" has much the same rhetorical effect as "The Secret Society of Super Villians: _____ Division".

My favorite is “Big Labor” “The Secret Society of Super Villains: Labor Division.”
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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2012, 07:38:11 am »
"Big Pharma" might be the single dumbest phrase ever invented.

I generally stop taking anyone seriously whenever they first mention "Big Pharma".
Indeed. "Big _____" has much the same rhetorical effect as "The Secret Society of Super Villians: _____ Division".

My favorite is “Big Labor” “The Secret Society of Super Villains: Labor Division.”

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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2012, 09:35:51 pm »
Put that through our translator in reverse and we get: Big Long.
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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2012, 11:55:59 pm »
Put that through our translator in reverse and we get: Big Long.

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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2012, 09:12:36 pm »
I would have been disappointed had you not.
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Re: AIDS denialism
« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2012, 09:27:55 pm »
I just had to do it.

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