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Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« on: March 06, 2013, 10:26:29 pm »
To fight an army of non-believers led by Christopher Hitchens

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"I have no doubt that he [Chavez] will return alongside Jesus Christ and the Mahdi [the Hidden Imam] to establish peace and justice in the world," Ahmadinejad wrote in an emotional condolence message posted on his personal website. The Mahdi is a revered figure among Shi'ite Muslims, many of whom believe he will return to save humanity.   
 
Ahmadinejad, who had forged a close public friendship with Chavez, hailed his close ally for "serving the people of Venezuela and defending human and revolutionary values."
 
Iran has declared a national day of mourning in honor of Chavez's death, and Iranian media has said it was a "possibility" that Ahmadinejad would attend the funeral scheduled for March 8.  Ahmadinejad also supported allegations made by Venezuelan Vice President Nicolas Maduro, who said shortly before Chavez's death that he had "no doubt” the country's enemies had somehow given the leftist leader the cancer from which he eventually died.
 
In his condolence message, Ahmadinejad said Chavez was a "martyr" who fell to a "suspect illness."

http://www.rferl.org/content/ahmadinejad-chavez-jesus/24921213.html
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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2013, 10:34:08 pm »
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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2013, 10:37:48 pm »


Okay, someone make the submission...
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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2013, 10:53:24 pm »
.....and now I know who to turn my cancer ray on next
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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2013, 10:55:16 pm »
Errr, vetterfa;f, jimawsfjoiwa;, poorpawekrpawjijwoeif;.

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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2013, 10:56:42 pm »
You heard it here first, folks. Chavez is apparently now a figure in Islamic theology. Who knew?
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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2013, 11:03:02 pm »
Quote from: Zachski on March 06, 2013, 10:55:16 pm
Errr, vetterfa;f, jimawsfjoiwa;, poorpawekrpawjijwoeif;.


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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2013, 11:08:44 pm »
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on March 06, 2013, 11:03:02 pm
Quote from: Zachski on March 06, 2013, 10:55:16 pm
Errr, vetterfa;f, jimawsfjoiwa;, poorpawekrpawjijwoeif;.


Oh fuck, now we have to reset Zach manually.

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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2013, 11:10:00 pm »
OIY-LAVEN!

I'm okay now.  Sorry, the sheer stupidity just... broke me.
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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2013, 11:13:14 pm »
What...what?

Since when do Muslims believe Jesus was the Christ?  I thought they considered him a major prophet and nothing more.
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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2013, 11:16:48 pm »
Quote from: Star Cluster on March 06, 2013, 11:13:14 pm
What...what?

Since when do Muslims believe Jesus was the Christ?  I thought they considered him a major prophet and nothing more.
Shitty translation, probably.
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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2013, 11:23:29 pm »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on March 06, 2013, 11:16:48 pm
Quote from: Star Cluster on March 06, 2013, 11:13:14 pm
What...what?

Since when do Muslims believe Jesus was the Christ?  I thought they considered him a major prophet and nothing more.
Shitty translation, probably.

Or like most people, Dinnerjacket assumes Christ is his last name. Most people forget Christ is a title, and even fewer know that Jesus' last name is actually Hong.
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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2013, 09:32:00 am »
Quote from: MadCatTLX on March 06, 2013, 11:23:29 pm
Quote from: Art Vandelay on March 06, 2013, 11:16:48 pm
Quote from: Star Cluster on March 06, 2013, 11:13:14 pm
What...what?

Since when do Muslims believe Jesus was the Christ?  I thought they considered him a major prophet and nothing more.
Shitty translation, probably.

Or like most people, Dinnerjacket assumes Christ is his last name. Most people forget Christ is a title, and even fewer know that Jesus' last name is actually Hong.
Yup. Says he has no idea where people are getting "Christ" from.
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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2013, 09:38:49 am »
Well if the Ayatollah is looking for a reason to kick the guy out, what better reason is there than heresy?
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Re: Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam...
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2013, 09:44:41 am »
And that's some pretty strong heresy right there.

Not understanding Shia sect at all.
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