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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #90 on: September 10, 2013, 05:17:59 pm »
Hitler with a handlebar mustache!
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #91 on: September 10, 2013, 06:03:46 pm »
Never mind me, I'm just watering the owl.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #92 on: September 10, 2013, 07:33:03 pm »
Suck it up and learn to love it, bitchtits.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #93 on: September 11, 2013, 12:36:16 pm »
You can't use the computer, the lobster's on it.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #94 on: September 15, 2013, 11:07:48 pm »
But I feel so naked! Can't I take my gun?
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #95 on: September 20, 2013, 05:53:10 pm »
"Well, that completely killed my boner." said the soaking wet deer anthro.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #96 on: September 20, 2013, 06:14:28 pm »
He's so Scottish, he craps bagpipes.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #97 on: September 20, 2013, 06:20:37 pm »
Together, our odds of getting the Doctor into all kinds of sexy trouble are basically infinite.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #98 on: September 20, 2013, 09:32:06 pm »
"Whoever is growing a small patch of cannabis behind the gymnasium? You have won a cruise. Report to security to claim your tickets."
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #99 on: September 28, 2013, 12:11:01 am »
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #100 on: September 28, 2013, 01:38:11 am »
Ha! You should have thought of that before you became PEASANTS!
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #101 on: September 28, 2013, 09:48:44 am »
The worst thing you could possibly hear when biting into an apple? Silence.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #102 on: September 28, 2013, 10:07:56 am »
^(reminds me)

What's worse than seeing a worm when you bite into an apple?  Seeing half a worm.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #103 on: September 28, 2013, 11:12:28 am »
So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #104 on: October 15, 2013, 12:57:11 am »
History has always been partly a product of the present historian, as well as the past. Historians living in the present choose what to research and write about, when and where to begin and end their story, and how to construct a true narrative. They do not, or should not, invent useful and dramatic fictions or leave out and suppress inconvenient evidence in the archives.
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