Deimos: hm, if I get sexually excited at the prospect of licking cum off my face whilst streaking the worlds deadliest pathogen on a TSA plate, should I worry about my mental state?
Damen: Yes. Yes you should.
Damen: And I already do.
Deimos: teehee .^_^
*right after*
Deimos: you know what how about you just fly down here and follow me around all day with a notepad and pen recording everything I say
Deimos: will that make you happy?
Damen: No.
Damen: I have an audio recorder. Why would I need a pen and paper?
Deimos: ah, efficiency!