I've just started my day at work and have noticed there's a spider on the ceiling so big it could crouch over the Olympic cauldron. It could walk forward and then descend on a silk strand onto my head.
I can't reach it, don't think it deserves to die, and have doubts over the wisdom of chasing it away so that it goes behind the filing unit so that I don't know where it is.
Please do something to distract me.
God, it's massive.