I was both perplexed and a little disturbed by what happened on fb last night... I haven't ever had anything quite like this happen before...
Normally when I get instant messages from people on facebook, they're from family or friends who haven't been in touch. But last night, someone who I have never met before (I just add people for neighbors in the fb games) and who isn't even on the same continent, sent me this:
My dear sweetheart,
I want to speak truth through this letter and open my heart and reveal a secret to you.
I think that this is the right time for me to tell you. I want to say the simple and plain truth that I love you. I love you not only because of your extraordinarily beautiful looks, but is because immediately i saw your profile pic and it captured my mind.I know that you are not a mother but future mother.
I am not ashamed of telling this world that I love you. In fact we can live with great courage when we love each other. With love, i will come and meet you face to face. There is no law in the world which can bind or regulate our free flow of love.
Your unusual simplicity and feminine qualities always fill my mind with ecstasy. Like a thread which binds the garland, your innate beauty binds your lovable personality. Your beauty and love can not be expressed by words.
You are and you will be the only woman behind my every success.
You inspire and motivate me to work hard for the success. You are the lady luck in my life at all times.I assure you that I will love you forever in the future, as I love you now. I will not change my mind. My body and mind is reserved for you. There is no place for others to dwell in my heart except you.
Loving you forever.
Now... am I wrong in thinking this is... pretty much as creepy as all fuck? The way this guy talks just sent red flags and air sirens off in my head. Especially considering that
we've never met before.I gave him what I feel is a fitting response:
Okay... i'm honestly not sure if I should be flattered or a little freaked out...
I am going to dissect a few points in your letter here, okay?
First of all, opening with "My dearest sweetheart" comes off as being incredibly creepy, especially considering we have never met before in reality.
Your repeated declarations of love toward me are a little weird as well, considering, again, that we have never met before.
"I know that you are not a mother but future mother."
Um... I hate to break this to you, but I have absolutely zero intentions of having children. I can't stand the little screaming, psychotic crotch spawn and am never having any of my own.
"With love, i will come and meet you face to face. There is no law in the world which can bind or regulate our free flow of love."
So... restraining orders wouldn't stop you?
"Your unusual simplicity and feminine qualities"
Still trying to figure out how you think you know me, considering the fact I played with bugs and dirt as a kid, wear a dress maybe once a year, shun brightly colored or feminine clothing, and have no maternal instincts whatsoever...
"You are and you will be the only woman behind my every success."
Wow... um... impressive considering there's an ocean between us...
Actually, know what? Screw dissecting the rest. I hate to tell you this, but flowery, poetic words in a note only works in the movies. And... this note is flat out obsessive/stalker-ish. If there wasn't an ocean separating the two of us, I'd have called the police due to the tone of the letter! I don't know you, you don't know me, and sending letters like this is entirely inappropriate. In fact, I'm only about 10% flattered, and 90% creeped out by this.
If you do something like this again, I will remove you from my fl. I add friends on here for the games, not for the social interactions.
Oh, and my boyfriend says 'hi.'
Was I wrong to reply? Should I just delete this creep-a-zoid from my fl or am I looking too much into something here? While I get the occasional random whisper from guys, they usually go away if I just ignore them. I've never actually had someone write a freaking love note to me before! And if this is how they're normally written, then I can do without. O.o