Bringing this thread back as well
- You call for a boycott of electrical and gas services because some of their customers are inevitably homosexuals
- You think the 2nd Amendment originated in the Bible
- You think Jesus was obsessed with abortion and homosexuality and gave precisely fuck-all about helping the poor
- You think all poor people are lazy and deserve to be poor and all rich people are saints who should be admired for how hard-working they are
- When reality and faith contradict, you accuse reality of being wrong
- You tell people they are going to hell for arbitrary offenses like voting Democrat
- You think dark skin and a name like Hussein automatically makes one a Muslim
- You use verses like "I came not to bring peace but a sword" in order to insinuate that Jesus loved war and violence as much as you do
- You think everyone who has ever lived, from Hitler to MLK, deserves eternal torture just for being born, and see nothing wrong with this mindset
- You don't care how stupid/evil/incompitent/batshit crazy a politician is, as long as s/he gives lip service to God and opposes abortion and gay marriage
- You are pro-war, pro-death penalty, anti-healthcare, anti-gun control, pro-genocide, etc...and still claim to be pro-life
- You think being a Republican, and American, and a Christian are all the same thing
- You think Clinton was president on 9/11, Obama was president when the economy tanked, and Bush was president when Bin Laden was killed
- You think you have the right to make a person's life miserable and/or prevent them from marrying the person they love because your religion says their sexual orientation is a sin
- You think being a Christian means hating the same people God hates