I was sitting in the cafeteria a few hours ago having a quick apple before I went to the gym, and it started hailing. This girl walked up, looked out the window, and sighed. She didn't have a coat or anything, so I said, "Hey, are you heading out there? Here, you can borrow my jacket. When the weather clears up, just bring it by Villa and tell them it's for David."
She looked at me weird and went, "Um, I've got a boyfriend, thanks."
"That's nice. Do you want the jacket or not?"
It saddens me that politeness has become so vanishingly rare people now mistake it for flirtation.